That's friggen funny. I don't know why but I find stories like this funny.

Sucks for the both of them!

ROFL!

You're a Goblins reader, aren't you? I like your story. It is very well written, and I like how you show the characters disdain for one another. It was also clever how you got them left behind and alone. Very believable. One thing, though. The Elites don't call themselves Elites, they are the Sangheili. At least I think that's how it's spelled. It's easy enough to look up if I'm incorrect. But I will definitely watch you.

roar!! we needs moar!

More plz!

Ooh, sounds great so far!