I love love love love love Noah in a red dress! As always your plot originality, incredible writing, and character voices astound me. I love everything you write. I sincerely wish all your stories had more reviews. You. Deserve. More. Reviews. Your stories are amazing and there's NEVER a dull moment. I just want to devour them. I hope you continue to write write write. ^-^ Especially since I love Heroes right now. Have since it started but a little bit of fanfiction exploration is a must now. And I'm so glad that I did, otherwise I would not have found your incredible fics!

Wow. Deliciously crackish.

"you should put on a dress again."
O.o
Yeah, not gonna happen.
I love the fic though.

holy crap. this is the most hilarious fics i've read in a while, with your awesome bennet-in-drag, mohinder all panty and 'what are you wearing?', claude is awesome awesome awesome, and promiscuous peter-when is he not?- totally awesome awesome awesome and made me lol for real. And YAY for wildly acrobatic invisible sex! Go PLAUDE.

XD Brilliant. Need I say more?

Was it highly niave of me to believe from the Summary that they were going to rescue an ACTUAL poodle?

LMAO when I realised they were talking about Peter! Love it, made me laugh so much.

//"Was shipped there," Claude explained helpfully. "Naked in a box of iPods to a bunch of gangsters."//

Goddamnit I desperately want to list every single thing/line I love about this story. It would take about three reviews to do so. Hell why don't I just paste the entire story and be done with it. I mean it, there were just so many good lines. It started with purple and ended with ipods. But I'd probably get cut off if I tried. I'll just say I *heart* Claude and Noah-in a dress- and completely-m.f.ingly adore Peter. Srsly.

Maybe I just have a poodle fetish, like Claude most certainly does.

Merry X-mas, Happy Holidays, & Much Love,
~Essy
*jingle*

I laughed so many times in that my Mum actually told me to shut up. That was the most wonderful Heroes fic I've read! Thanks so much for writing it.

~love~

*snickers uncontrollably*

lol.I loved the 'wanker' copyier. it was a nice touch, very Claude! and bennet in a dress.

LOL thank you very much! I now can't think of Peter Petrelli without thinking of him as Claude's poodle. My head is full of possible situations and drawings with Peter referred to as a poodle. You should be proud of yourself!

I laughed so many times at this fic that I lost count, very few fics are able to do that to me. The very concept of Bennet in a dress had me chortling at work. I was only able to read half this morning and then couldn't wait to get home after work to read the rest. Ambushed by invisible people? Sounds like far too much fun.

And I loved the little touch of the photocopier spitting around pages of "wanker". It's a great word, should be used more often. I don't use it enough and I'm supposed to be British.

Thank you for Heroes comedy! I salute you!

That was amazing, (slightly disturbing) and utter genius! I loved the reference to Adrian Pasdar's Youtubing "Can you tell me how to get to Buckingham Palace?" And the insanity and randomness of the entire thing.
Also? Claude/Peter might just be my new favourite pairing ^^

I think the reason your story works so well is the world you build for it. Nothing that happens in this fic seems out of place in your universe because, here, everyone refers to Peter as a poodle, and EVERYONE slashes (and Kaito Nakamura slashes with EVEYONE XD). So, yes, that was completely, relentlessly absurd, but you were able to maintain a mindblowing level of silly smuttiness the whole time, so it was brilliant.

This's definitely crack but you do grasp the what's going on with Heroes and its fandom well. :)

That was so silly, and *FUNNY*...

Poor Noah. Guy just can't catch a break, can he?