Wow. Just wow. This is a really random story. I like it and all, but were you on Mountain Dew when you wrote it? (That stuff screws with your mind, man.) But, yeah, this story is really funny, and I like the little Dogma thing at the end, and the Schwarzenegger thing just rocks. Great job!

Hilarious! I loved the happy ending when Ah-nuld duct-taped the ship back together! LOL :D

That was funny!

(Oh, and great pen name. I get it.)

loved Ah-nuld. Very funny!

I loved the first one, the second one wasn't bad, kinda confusing for me though as I haven't seen What's Eating Gilbert Grape or Heavnly Creatures, but still good. As for the third one, that was pure genius, putting the stars of Titanic, Dark Angel AND Kevin Smith characters. So funny. Well done.

LOL, those were funny. And Jay and Silent Bob kick ass. J