i 3 U GUYS!

Awesome! And how do you know Chinese?

This made me smile/lol! Very funny! :D 3

This is so funny, it should be illeagal, but thank Carlisle it's not!

These would distract anyone let alone a vampire!

LOL! Random and hilarious! Love it! And so true, Carlisle is God! You just have to think about it!

lol! this is so funny! i think if Bella had actually said any of these things, Edward would have sent her to a mental institution!

I LOVE ORLANDO BLOOM AND JOHNNY DEPP! i also hate Zac Effron ugh! -shudders at the mere mention of his name-

you should write more of these! they're awesome!

lol

OMG you rule! I HATE ZAC EFFRON! ARG HE IS SUCH A DIP SHIT (excuse my french) but its so true! I Love Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp aswell *sigh*

Cool fic. Very amuzing and random.

Patronus

attack of the water bottles! Where's my arm? what the heck? o, and i would love to join the Anti-Za Efron Club. Well...Adios! :)

I want the link to the anti-Zac Effron club...i hate him...grr.

This is so funny! You guys act like my friend AnMarie10 and i do...lol

Ember :)

ROFL - when did you escape the metal hospital? ;P

Oh! oh! oh! I wanna join the Anti-Zac Efron Club! Pwease? *puppy dog eyes*

haha that was funny i've never read Twilight but i found this amusing and YES I would love to join the anti Zac Effron thingie! I loath him :)

Well...Was someone high again?