You are scary-accurate in your protrayal (sp?) of the characters on the show. :D

OMG, I'm such an idiot, I submitted the review before I was even finished. Anyway, continued.

[Locke: Heck, it’s not like that’s going to drive outcasts like, say, Kate and Sawyer together or anything.

Sayid: (torturing Sawyer) Nope, and it’s definitely not reinforcing any negative stereotypes of Arabs.

Jin: Yup, this is one great show for racial stereotyping.

Michael: Indubitably. Now hold still so I can almost axe-murder you!]

Brilliant. I agree; LOST can be rather stereotypical.

[Michael: Ok hottie- I mean pretty woman- I mean… Sun. (pretends he’s not in love with her even though he is in real life)]

LOL, watching Michael lust after Sun was funny, :D

[Jack: (in Superjack mode) Boone’s dying! Must save him!! (gives Boone his own blood using bendy straws)

Boone: WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DOCTOR ARE YOU?!?!?

Jack: One of a kind, Booniekins.]

...I was so disturbed from watching Jack trying to 'save' Boone. It was probably the weirdest part of the movie for me.

[Sayid: Oh darling, promise me that no matter what, you won’t try to kill Locke or start listening to creepy backward voices in the forest.

Shannon: (not listening) ‘Kay.]

LAWLZ~

Mr Arzt: Let’s use dynam- (KABOM!)]

The part with Mr. Arzt was so random and pointless. Although funny as hell.

OMFG! This is hilarious!

Disclaimer: If I owned Sawyer, that would be really hot. But I don’t. Nor do I own anyone else.]
-drools- Oh, the possibilities...XD

Charlie: (looks at Hurley and Sayid) I feel unspecial, not being a member of the Daddy Issues Club.]
Hurley has daddy issues!

Two words.
Freakin'.
Hilarious.

LOCKE! (Couldn't resist...some of us love him.) Crazy about your parody! Can't wait for more!

Ha, that is hilarious!

Hysterical. Absolutely fantastic, I hope you keep this up for the rest of the series.

This is hilarious. That WAS the coolest line ever. Keamy IS beastly. Jin IS dead...sorry to contradict you, but as much as I wish he were alive, I doubt the writers would do that to us. (Trick us that he's dead when really he's not.) And I cried. When characters 'seemingly' die, but they really don't, I'm cool with it. (Sayid, Jin, Bernard in Season 3). But, this is pretty freaking amazing. I realy can't wait for season 5. I realy love this story. I realy wish Jin would come back, and I still have hope even though I'm trying to crush it with all I got cuz I don't want to get my hopes up. Again. I made that mistake with Charlie. Long live them both!

*is currently crying with laughter* OMG! Best. Chapter. EVAR!

I can't even decide which parts I should tell you I loved...I loved the whole thing..tho I did like this:

Ben: Don’t worry Alex, I got this one. Hey Keamy! You’re a poophead!

Keamy: Grr. (shoots Alex dead)

Ben: …

And the Wizard of Oz quote...and the return of the Fortress of Estrogen...and everything!! :D I hope you do redo the first 3 chapters and make them even more hilarious!!

I watched those alternate endings and almost cried, too. I'm glad they picked Locke. I saw Sawyer and gasped, and saw Desmond and SCREAMED. They couldn't do that to me after I worried myself to near death over Des during the season finale. (He was on a boat, with a bomb...then he wasn't one of the O6 but he was ON THE COPTER...The helicopter crashed and he wasn't breathing...UGH, I WAS SO DISTRESSED!!)

But he lived. And got reunited with Penny. CHEYEAH!

Anyway, I LOVED THIS!! It was so funny. And don't think the PotC references were lost on me, either. Yay!!

Sawyer and Claire? Definitely one of my new favourite couples as well! WHOO!!

Loved all the "stop stealing Micheal's line" bits, too, lol. WALT!!

Okay, so I'll talk to you later... Once again, loved this!!

~Sam~

This chapter was great, even though it was long. Don't change the first 3 chapters. They're already awesome!

If I weren't in the office, I would be rolling on the floor laughing--well, you know the rest. This is hilarious. I wish you would have included the scene where Locke picks the knife to Richard Alpert's disgust, but you packed everything else into this. I love it. You are Da Man (or Da Phoenix!).

"THE BOAT'S ABOUT TO EXPLODE, BRUTHAS!!"
LOL. That's just one of many lines I could quote. And Jack's beehive beard. xD
And I think Jin's alive as well, because wasn't he in a 'flash forward' buying a panda??
Anyway. Loved this parody. :D

Let us know if you rewite.
And Da Phoenix. You did it again. I laughed, I cried... well... OK. I laughed. Only Locke can make me cry. "LLOCKE!" Sorry, Michael should really copyright doing that.
So many bits were brilliant. Brilliant I tell you. I might read it again soon. Too bad stupid fan fiction dot net won't let me review again! Gr...

Simply fantastic! Loved the POTC reference. I'm guessing teh Juliet/Sawyer ship will now begin in earnest, considering there is no more Kate, Jack, Claire, Ben, Goodwin...