*cracks up*

Oy. Screamer, word of advice: if you run into any humans called Mary or Gary Stu, shoot them. For love of whatever's holy shoot them. Either that or experiment with more humansicles.

LOL! Meta fanfic, loved it!!

The essential part of my review:

This story is so good. So terribly, frighteningly, perfectly good. Because it is funny I wonder if it is getting enough credit for how awesome the characterizations and style are. You have everything pitch-perfect. I have read this story many, many times now and each time I find something new I adore. And I still laugh every time. It's cute and touching and even kind of sexy in that weird way that SS/Megatron is always sexy when IC. This is the kind of writing that might make me jealous if I were the jealous type, but like Starscream, you can bounce quarters off my ego. So all I will say is that you have skills that would make a pro cry (unless you are a pro already?) and at times you achieve levels of phrasing which remind me of Kingley Amis or John Updike.

Keep it up. I adore this.

omg, my overly long review was cut off!

This story contains so many delicous, hilarious bits I don't even know where to start.

"World's most handsome scapegoat?" -- Oh Starsceam. To paraphrase Terry Pratchett: one could bounce quarters off his ego.

"Rumble's stupidity knows no bounds nor laws of physics." I had often suspected it! XD

"What, me, bond myself with a human? After the heat-death of the universe and not before!" I find myself saying this all the time now, in all sorts of situations. This is a phrase so good I co-opted it into my daily life!

"a wanton flyaway with no interests beyond sensual promiscuity, an emotional wreck dependant on a traitor's smothering comfort, a masochist begging Megatron for cruelties, a soppy xenophile coddling humans from their petty problems, a hysterical incompetent lashing out for Megatron's approval, a pompous clown with the intellect of a cleaning drone, a fragile psychological disaster-area clinging to Megatron for emotional support." - what? You mean he's NOT?

"Nobility," Megatron said, spitting the word. "Honour. Compassion. Mercy. Paperwork."

omg this was good. Awesomely halarious. 'Did you call me here simply to insult me?' Now that's funny stuff. I always do wonder what any fictional character would think if they discovered fanfiction. good story.

Oh. My. FRAG. Lubricated rubber balls... up his thrusters... WOW.

o.0, never thought of ... ooh... * is disturbed*

Be afraid, Starscream. Be very afraid. Mwa ha ha ha ha!!

I always did wonder what would happen if the TF's (especially the Decepticons) discovered fanfiction...
XD

This was brilliant and so funny, the mention of the fanfic stereotypes had me laughing out loud. Also, i LOVE the way you write Starscream.

LOL The true evils of fan fiction. If I was an actor(I Hate acting XD lol) I would be afraid of reading fan fictions about movies I have been in... Scary...

I wish fanfiction really WASN'T all of those things...

D=

Brilliant! Funny! I laughed the whole way through; you KNOW that they would react to it that way too, just so funny to imagine.

I'm not going to lie: I lol'd.

Great job.