Absolutely hilarious. The fact that it was canon bordering on satire was beautiful. It reminded me of how Vivian was used as a Sue mock in the Grand Prix arc. I hope there'll be more.

*loads shotgun* Can I shoot her since they're no one around? Please?

The student screaming "I've gone blind" would totes me me.

"Well, speak of the 'incubus'" is comic genius.

Please tell me this will be followed up repeatedly with lots ond lots of other chapters and sequels. There is SO much potential here.

Ahaha, this was fantastic! I especially love how in-character everyone was, and the fact that you used their real names. Poor Anzu needs more respect. I blame 4Kids for her infamy.

"Hot studly body full of delicious man sex"?!?! *explosive nosebleed* And that description she gave later on... Most perfect description of Kaiba Seto EVER. But she forgot to mention the sexy reverberating way he murmurs, or how flexible his hands/mouth/body is, or that spastic laugh that just makes you want to start laughing with him. >:3 Xemnas is NOT 'mansex'. Kaiba Seto is. "WAHAHAHA!!"

Uh-oh, I'm starting to fangirl. ^_^U Point is, good work. *gives you doughnuts*

rofl! Poor Yugi must be getting increasingly disturbed every time she speaks XD
That was classic! XD Great work!
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