Damn this IS SO *HILARIOUS* love the part with Ludacris *

"Haji..." Saya said softly. Haji smiled." ...Are my arms broken?"

"...Um,no?"

"Then do like Ludacris and move,*bitch*,get out the way." Saya brushed past Haji and shoved the iron gate open by herself.


and also love the part *You wanna bang Saya, too*

I WAS WAITING FOR THIS PART IN THE CHAPTER I KNEW IT WOULD BE FUNNY

MAN..EVERY CHAPTER I READ IS SO HILARIOUS...THE ONE THAT GOT ME LAUGHING ON THE FLOOR WAS THE TOILET PART *AWESOME*

OH..THIS SO DAMN FUNNY...*I NEED TO READ YOUR OTHER STORIES*

GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF * DAMN STUPID OBEYING ORDERS* AWESOME STORY MIX WITH THAT...INCLUDING GET ON FOUR LEGS

OH..THIS IS SO FUNNY I LOVE THE PART WHEN THEY MADE FRONT OF SAYA BREAST SIZE

*my bust-size is average!AVERAGE* SO DAMN FUNNY

I..LOVE>>THE CHANGE IM GOING TO READ THE REST OF THE CHAPTERS LATER TOMORROW OR THE WEEKEND TO ENJOY MYSELF MORE *AWESOME*

I love the magical incantation part. That had me laughing tears.

Oh my god!
That was one of the most hilarious things I've read.
I'm totally going to watch Escaflowne just so that I can read your stories.
I laughed through the whole thing; I'm surprised I didn't pee myself.

crispin freeman dream dear god XD i just relaized thats guy does haji's voice so i cracked up laughing XD

:))

I just finished reading this today. ^^ This is really hilarious. When I read this I was like: "you can turn a series this serious into a parody?"

I extremely love this fic. (I loved it so much that my sister and I printed some of the chapters...and I'm going to start using "sh** happens" as an advice whenever someone asks for one. XD 'kidding)

Hope you write more Blood+ fic!

wow. i just finished reading the frst chap and then i wanted more.
i was like wtf, lezzing things? no one would expect that.
i mean no one but you. oh well.
cant wait to finish this thangg.
wohoo. ;;)

omg!! Tats like so rave dude! I was lafin so hard I couldn't.. where didja come up wid dese funny asswallopin ideas aneway? Cheers to ya

I'm not sure if your A/Ns are supposed to be also major parts of this humor fic, but your random bit about Karl's being Chinese in this fic totally made me laugh.

'He looked like a drag queen on crack.' Oh, David is hopeless. Next applicant!

Isn't Crispin Freeman the voice actor? Of everyone from Blood+? Err, I mean, of Haji, Joel and Van? Why is Kai dreaming about him... strange. O.o

The school rules are unbelievable! Haha! Share drugs with the class? That's bleeping insane! And yes, they care so much about the students that they go so far as to tell 'em girls to wash their hands before every meal. How terribly touching. XDD

Min is really scary here. I don't want someone like her anywhere near me! Haha. She was kind of too loud in the anime, I suppose, but not loud enough to annoy me.

Saya was hilarious. '“Hmm. Let’s see if I CARE.” Saya stated sweetly, then waited a few seconds. “Whaddaya know, I DON’T! Now shut up and leave me alone.” She lay her head on the desk and proceeded to take a nap.' Lol.

'“Ha, ha! Right!” Min laughed. “Because then I’d kill you!” ' Min is beginning to totally creep me out in here. Haha. How obnoxious of her. And creepy.

I nearly choked laughing at Miss Lee. And the elevator! Man the elevator was so funny! Hahahahaha!

Great chapter. I've to admit I've so much laugh out loud moments here, which is most probably why I'm receiving a lot of funny looks from people at home. :P

Yo yo yo I've only seen the first episode so just wait until I finish them all to come back for more crackedness! :D