excellent story

OMFG! I THINK NOW I HAVE A PERFECT SIX PACK ABS! SCRATCH THAT, EIGHT PACK

That was the most hilarious thing i ever read! I just can't wipe all my tears at once!

seriously?the doctor thought bella was reluctant to marry edward becuase the cullens dont eat meat? man i can 't stop laughing

hahahaha lolz...the last two dialogues of the doctor killed me

most hilarious fanfiction I have EVER read! seriously made me laugh the whole time, good job :)

Have you no shame with both doctor's names? Just kidding, I wouldn't have been able to resist either! The end of this was really good, with the letters crossing in the mail, and the girls breaking in to the office to destroy evidence. Finding the dirt on Mike Newton was just a bonus. I felt for Carlisle, he tried so hard to do the helpful thing and couldn't get much cooperation from any of them! Laughter really is good medicine and I'm feeling real healthy!

Emmett and Rosalie just couldn't make it any further than Carlisle's office. I really laughed when he told the cop he had no idea who they were! Alice's faux pas at the mall was maybe even better! She really got them noticed with that lottery story, no wonder Carlisle froze her accounts!

I somehow knew Edward and Bella's session would be the best, and boy, was I right! This whole story has been a hoot to read!

Some people won't accept the evidence right before them. Dr. Dover just won't believe Jasper could really be a vampire, so I guess he did the right thing diverting attention that way! He and Alice had a pretty good session I thought!

I figured the receptionist might pick Carlisle since he's everything the boys are, but with a dash of maturity and compassion thrown in! Of course it got her nearly ripped up by Esme, but that was just part of the fun! Actually, this emergency session went better than it might have, at least so far.

Absolutely priceless! You must have had so much fun writing this, I envy you! The guys were entertaining enough, but the girls reaction was just the best!

The good doctor has to think he's stepped into an alternate universe! The goings on in the Cullen house have to be blowing his mind! As for myself, I laughed most of the way through this whole chapter! What a bunch of silliness, I love it!

That little scenario went off like clockwork! Rose is as good a strategist as Jasper, in this instance anyway! What a screwed up mess poor Carlisle walked into! No wonder he called Dr. Dover for an emergency session! Pardon me, I have to go eavesdrop on it!

Poor Bella! She must have scared herself awake when she dreamed all three of the guys were shirtless. Pretty powerful reaction, but at least she and Edward made it through the night, free of Jasper's manipulations. Can't wait to see what she and Rose are going to do to Mr. Empathy!