I laughed out loud numerous times whilst reading this, enjoyed very much. It’s perfect timing for a paradoy like this too. One line in particular reminded me of something Whedon would write for Buffy and I just had to laugh even though Princess Leia was the one saying it – “Yeah, but he's being all scoundrelly...” Scoundrelly sounds so Buffyish if you will.

And don’t even get me started on Iron Man! Oh what a riot that was. When I read this I died! – “I'm a futurist, Giles. That means I'm smarter than you. I can do things that regular people might at first think slightly ill-conceived... only to later have them turn out to have been TREMENDOUSLY ill-conceived.GILES: Like the Superhuman Registration Act?” And it didn’t stop there, just a perfect hoot. You do know your characters well Mr. Burke. I really enjoyed this.

*gigglesnort*

That was absolutely lovely. :D

I love your writing. That is all.

kiragecko

"Careful study. I am dedicated to thorough, dispassionate, clear-headed analysis of every contingency, and correspondingly thoughtful action. I am never partisan, careless, or self-absorbed.

GILES (astonished) Then what the hell are you doing in politics?

SPOCK: I am no longer certain."

And THIS is the best the Light Side has to offer? Sad.

"Curing obesity! Thank you! That was number six..."

That explains a lot... Like why Hogwarts has no gym class.

Will Voldemort be a candidate for the Dark Side?