I GOT ONE FOR PIE TELL HIM THAT U KNOW WHERE AGUA LEAD HIM TO A PIE FANGIRL PLACE AND SCREAM "OH MY GOD ITS PIE " THEN RUN AND LOCK HIM IN THERE(P.S. ITS TELAPOTATION PROF)

I know I already submitted one like xchecks clockx.. 10 sec. ago, but I thought of another.

Follow Pai around, everywhere he goes and repeatedly ask "Do you love Zakuro?!" At 5 second intervels, with a creepy grin, and when he eventually can't ignore you anymore and says "No, I don't." You say "Yes you do!" Then repeat until he trys to kill you.

One to annoy Pai? hm...
Oh, I know!!
When he's not looking, log onto his laptop, find and save the most sexy pic of zakuro you can find, and set it as his desktop wallpaper, with a heart in the corner saying PXZ Forever! When he eventually finds out it was you... RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

'26. Whenever he comes into a ten-foot radius, starting singing ‘The Circle of Life’ and other Disney songs at the top of your lungs.' I have a daydream where my OCs and TMM characters are swiming in a river and Ryou is refusing to go in. Then he makes some remark or something that ticks Kish off, but is standing with his back to him oblivious. Kish's hands tighten phsycotically around his dragon swords, but I say to him: 'Please, allow me,' and run up behind him, jump on him and drag us both into the freezing cold water. Only then my OCs start singing 'Can you Feel the Love Tonight?' and I'm like: 'dangit.'
I love the Nazi one...in my opinion the Holocaust and things like that should be taken seriously, but peopel like Hitler...not too seriously. I mean, if you can't diss evil, what can you diss?
True

My favourites:
'1. Wake him up in the middle of the night saying you've found a Mew Aqua. When he finds out you've lied and asks, “Why’d you wake me up at 2:00 AM for that?!” shine a flashlight in your face and say: "Come join the dark side. We have pie!" Merely grin when Ryou asks why Pai would join a crazy fangirl/guy like you.' Ah, classic.
'4. When the Cafe is full and he is in earshot, say: "Ladies and gentleman, I'd like to announce that Ryou Shirogane has just come out of the closet, and we're having a coming out party Sunday at 7:30 sharp. You're all invited, so be there!"'
There's a horrific plausibility about it...
'6. Take a big hammer and have fun in the basement lab.' Simple, yet effective.
True

HAHAHA! Lol, this was so funny!
Can I ask you a question: Do you support PxL or PxZ (*rolf*)?
I'm just really curious... :)
Izzy

Oh my god...that was hilarious!! I couldn't stop laughing! You should do one for Pai or Taruto.

Aw... It's too bad you're done. I had a couple. They focus more on his "kitty side".

"Exchange the furniture in Ryou's room with a cat bed and one of those giant scratching-post-cat-play-things. Be sure to include a food and water dish, and a litter-box in the corner."

"Give him a collar big enough to fit around his actual neck with a bell and a tag that says 'Alto', on it."

"Tell him you'll give him 50 dollars if he can turn into Alto in less than 5 seconds. When he changes, grab him by the back of his neck and throw him in a cat carrier. Wait for him to transform back."

Meg: *deep breath* ha ha ha ha ha ha h ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Brode: O_o

Meg: I did number 41 to Brode, replaceing the kicking part wih fake crying, untill he agreed to take over babysitting from me so I could go to a party

Brode: we were in the middle of bella bella on a frida night...AND I had to babysit that wee orge Eggie...

Eggie: *walks in and kicks Brode* Im no orge...whatever that is..ooh cool story! *reads number 25, before testing it on Brode*

Orla: *appears in a puff of coconut sented smoke* wow Brode with a bit less scottish-ness in your voice and slightly bigger ears, you could be Pai!!

Brode: ARRG IM GONNA KILL YOU EGG!

Miki: *poofs in on a vespa* Ha brode why are you coved in silly string? if you keep shouting like that people will think your Kishu!!

Brode: ARRG!

Meg:*another deep breath* HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA H AH HH A HA HA...you should do a sequle! maybe annoying kish?

OMFG i have never laughed so hard these ideas were hilarious i think you should do one for Kish

You need to do a "50 Ways to Get Taruto to Rip Your Head Off". I just know it will involve him getting locked in a room with Pudding and him have to listen to her sing, "99 cups of pudding on the wall".

^^; nice story :P

Bec xx

lol, good story or... list? :)

Bec xx

Heyy! Its my favorite FanFiction writer! How's it going Sahara?

This is GREAAT! It made me smile! :]
i can totally imagine us or the Mews torturing Ryou like this. Muahaha~

mk thx!
--Tomomi

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!