ahaha that was mucho funny. i totally agree

lol! so little says so much. 'twas good. ;)

hahaha...yous funny! I like it...please continue! pleasethankyou!

Damn! I hate when authors do that. It just makes me SO piss-offable. I really hope ALOT of pple read your story!

"compulsively imprinted" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *dies laughing* Can I use that phrase - or should I say - action? I absolutely love it... and I have an idea how to use it. Geeze, I hope my fic isn't cliche (I like to think out of the box sometimes...). Oh well. This is funny!

And if JasperXBella is written in a correct way, it could have potential but it's hard to find them. Sadly. Not everything can be in cannon.

ROFLMAO!

I LOVE IT!

dont forget about where bella has a child with someone else once edward leavs then she see's edward and the cullens again and bella's all like- i love you but im old now so sorry... bye. and then edward falls in love with bella's daughter. that disturbs me.

Haha, this is so creative! I love this line - Aro: Damn, I lost my best guard!

It screams Aro.

these are really funny. i do hate all of those terrible fics you described.

THANK YOU! Finally, someone writes about all the WRONG things in Twilight Fanfiction! I hate stereotypical, depressed, Edward leaves, new character, etc. fanfics. Now, if every writer was like you...

Good Luck.

omg! this is the GREATEST fanfiction story EVER its so random and hilarious! *jealousness* amazing! AMAZING! i LOVE IT! ohh i have ideas! you should make Bella somehow randomly magicaly become a wolf then like half vampire and then the ALL MIGHTY WRITTER (AKA GOD) sorts it out but does something randomly stupid (like making Bella leave Edward for a banana) that would be funny. lol u dont have to because i now ppl who are like "US EMY IDEA!" and yadda yadda but hey ideas! *runs away*

LMAO! I loved it! my favorite part was the authors response lol

nice or something

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DUDE! this is so cool! I hope EVERYONE reads this!

Thank you! I love it when people acknowledge truly sick fics. I really can't find anything wrong with it. Again, thank you!