Funny.

That is brilliant! I've only got one complaint: Why does my consignment only contain the instructions? *sob*

Hilarious! If I came across this fic someplace other than a fanfic archive, then I would have assumed that it was as story for The Onion. I laughed the whole way through :) Well done!

I want my Snape! Are they being imported, yet? This was absolutely FAB!

I've read this story time ago, and I was rolling on the floor laughing...
I re-read it now, and I find it even more funny!
The bits about granmother's dresses are hilarious.

BTW, I've got my Snape last Christmas and I must tell you that we get along very well: I even manage to make him sneer in appreciation (not laugh; he never laughs) when I retort with a snappy comeback to his sarcastic remarks.
I think he's pleased as much as I am.

Regards

SP

"dried blood" is that a crayon color in the big box? Quite charming. lexy

Thank you for this informative and highly entertaining brochure! It certainly makes it clear that this is a most serious product (though it almost made me fall off my chair with laughter when I read it. If I actually do fall off my chair on re-reading, will the manufacturer pay the hospital bill?)

That was brilliant! I was laughing so hard at the "cuddlebum" bit I thought I was going to die lols...you should have added his music prefernces and what happens when you DON'T provide him with suitable clothing (am I thinking of Snape nakey...? Of course not!)

Still, it was great XD

This is brilliant! Will this model be available in Asia? XD

LOL. I was literally laughing all the way through this, I loved it. Can I order one (pretty please)?

Ahaha, brilliant! When can I order mine? Hehe.

Oh, this is priceless! You've just brightened my day enough to make up for the fact that I can't find my car key and the dog rolled in something smelly. :) I'd like to write a spinoff fic, will send it you for approval before posting.

This made me laugh out loud. I definatley want to be put on the US waiting list ;)

I WANT MY SNAPE! NOW!...and uh, could you consider also making others? My own Draco would be nice too. ~ZLB

i loved it.
haha 'a cool dark living space'. it's very cleverly written.
i want snape now = (