Hahaha, funny poem! Snape is too cool for the afterlife.

Aw! Very funny, loved the sweet ending. For some reason I found the line about kicking him in the guts hilarious. Very nice.

Found this. Loved this. Left smiling.
Thanks for writing! LotR!
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Found this. Loved this. Left smiling.
Thanks for writing! LotR!
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Forget Frost & Poe, this is the best poem I've ever read! ^_^ It's so friggin' funny! Good job.

This was very funny. I've always had a thing for those fairy tales about people who aren't let into either heaven nor hell, or who have frightened Death himself, so that he won't take them. Being reincarnated as Albus Severus somehow seems a better option than just having to walk through the ages like a lost soul. And sweet irony, too...

*laughs till her side hurts like hell* Oh My GOD! This was absolutely hilarious! Especially the last part, I thought I was going to die from trying to hold in my laughter. (Note to self: Never ready a funny poem withSeverus Snape when in Uni...)
One very great and very nique poem. There could be one made about Lucius Malfoy being reincarnated as Scorpius, depending on when he died (it is never said in cannon), or even better yet, Albus Dumbledore being reincarnated as Scorpius and going on Albus Severus neves with his damn twinkle and newfound fondness for everything suggary and lemony XD.

This...made my night. The last verse was priceless.

Very amusing! No one will have him, so he just has to live as ASP.

Well, I think this is really, relaly good! Its very funny, but not in the rolling on the ground kind of way, more like ironic-funny, you know? Well, of course you know. Well, not ironic-funny, but like haha-that's-kinda-weird funny.

Anyways, I think it was all great down to the last stanza - where you - no offense - kinda messed it up.

All right! Though it's my personal theory that Snape isn't dead; he's in the Barbadoes concocting the Perfect Pina Colada. Snape is possibly the only character around that could convince even his creator that he's really dead--and quietly slide out the door to some other, unmentioned location (where he knows that Lucius stashed a bunch of Galleons, just in case).

hahahaha nicee at the end

Haha! I love it. And I just got the stopper part. Heehee. Put a stopper in death. Yay. *bows*

genius

Wonderful! It made me really laugh, and I just loved the line about Valhalla :-)