I WILL DO ANYTHING!

ANYTHING!

Hurt fanfirls are madly sadistic!

Fang shouldent die caus he hasent got together with Max yet. at least not in the oficial books.(hehehe)
Azz

Well that's a disturbing twist. Creepy middle age women dating Fang. *Thows up* Disgusting. Oh because who else would I compare all living male humans to? If he's dead I'll be too depressed to even care.

Get Gazzy and Iggy to blow up her stock of nucular wepeons while she's in there with them.

you kill him we kill you. I know my BFF starts wars. (long standing joke chatrooms and pinapple dipped in applesauce may have something to do with it.)

Hahahahaha! I love this.

Mkay. Here's some more reasons.
- He's a self-mutating part-bird humanoid experiment that escaped and could by his very existence bring down lots and lots of evil bureaucrats who do that sort of thing.
- He has a wicked sense of humour, when he feels like using it. (Remember that crack house and the cruel prank he and Max executed there? Yeah.)
- He doesn't wear colours.
- He's a minor. You can't kill minors! It's against the law!
- He's spiffy.
- The very name. FANG. It's almost like tang or rang or bang but with an F. And BANG is a pretty awesome word. Therefore so is Fang. You don't kill awesome stuff!
- Um, Ms. Director person, if you really do believe yourself in love with Fang, you should know that he has a very ripe body odor from not showering an awful lot.
- And he's also broke. So 'having' him wouldn't benefit you much, would it? Go marry a politician.
- Do you LIKE Dumpster food? 'cause he's pro at that.
- He's virtually essential to the plot development. if Fang dies, most of the plot dies, and then the books die. And since you are (presumably) a fictional character who lives in book-land yourself, killing him is not really in your best interest. Health-wise.

Another couple reasons:

1. Not only will fangirls kill you, we will find an evil sorceror and bring you back to life, just to kill you again. We will repeat that a thousand times over. DO YOU WANT TO DIE A THOUSAND AND ONE TIMES?1?

2. There will be another Great Depression, only that much greater than the last. WE WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU FOR NO REASON, AND THEN KILL YOU SOME MORE FOR KILLING FANG!

If Fang died, all the Maximum Ride-loving children out there will form an army and, and kill his murderer, with the remaining flock leading us. And it would be a VERY slow process, letting us savor the fun of it.

That is a reason not to kill Fang. You wouldn't do it if you value your life.

because me and my majorly hyper friends will torture you in random ways
1. Erin will come to your house and eat all of your food.(not kidding. she does that to me a lot. She's actually really really skinny though.)
2. i will release Fiona into your house with cheese.(she gets hyper and overprotective of her cheez)
3. carrie+grape juice= your insanity
4. leah will blast revolution 9 by the beetles through all of your windows.
5. i will talk. i used to be shy but now i talk to much. i say things over and over again without realising.
so... RUN FROM OUR SCARY PWNSOMENESS!
Only Fiona & me actually read the books. This is their insane version of fun.

One reason why he shouldn't:

FANG...
ROX...
MY...
SOX!
=[ No killy him!

One of the (gizallionbillion)reasons fang cannot die is because without him a part of the flock would be missing and with it half the flock. They would not be able to function or exist. I mean who would max talk to and comforted by when she's doubting herself, there's no one else for her! heck, she'd have of commited suicide in bout two minutes without fang. he also reads the little kids bedtime stories and comforting them when max ain't up to it. and another thing, alot of fax mad MR fans, (such as myself!) would also commit suicide. do you want to be responible for the mass sucide of thousands of teenage girls, (yes just except that there are no guys into fax), across the globe. Fang is also the mass communicator, (via the blog), of the group. He's the one who gets the word out there.
I beg you again, oh evil one,(no offence!) please don't kill fang(at least until he and max have at least had a serious fax moment, and i mean SERIOUS, fang doing max serious!)also he's the hot one we all really (admit it!) read the books and fics for! And one last point: fang and the director! eew! blow her up!




P.S. I like your idea!) Keep writing! I want to know what happens next! soz this is so long! but all the reasons are important lol!)

okay. well you can go tell that director that she cant HAVE Fang! Beacuse Fang is Max's and ONLY Max's and if she doesnt like it well then she can go take that out on James Patterson and FORCE him to write another book...god knows we need it.


Oh and i have another one! But i like this one less...

Well hey Director! If that is your real name. i got some pretty interesting news for you, okay? Are you listening? FANGS NOT REAL! So stick that in your juice box and SUCK IT!

This one is my presonal favorite only because i just ENJOY death threats.

Hey Director.
Do you know me? I know you. I know what makes you TICK. I know what keeps you up at night MUMMBLING to yourself. I know about that time you got that really bad haircut and everyone laughed at you in the third grade.
*GASP* (DIRECTOR) NO! HOW DID YOU FIND OUT?
Shut up!@ Thats not important. What's important is that if you LAY, nonononononono if you THINK about laying ONE of your scrony little wrinkled up hand on Fang or sending someone else to finish the job because you too mush of a chicken, i will come to your home (prefferably accompanied by an angry mob of fangirls) strap you to you bed, drench you and the entire room in gassolie and laugh from a distance as you burn alive.


Too phsyco? :) (Smiles Innocently)

THE DIRECTOR LOVES FANG?! AH!
Oops sorry! But really how weird! Anyway awesome story!

ew. uck. urgh.

the director, an old woman with black teeth, a cold stoned heart and an ugly face, loves fang, the hot emo silent max-taken guy?

ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew!

i close my eyes in agony. pain. displeasure.

i can't bare it! ugh.

Amanda Bridget