Okay. If someone stole MY Frenchie, I would kill them. Seriously. I would take a knife and stab it into their chest and kill them. And then the police would come and find me still stabbing whoever it was, me saying: "You stole my Frenchie, and you shall die!"

Officer: "Um, I think he's already dead..."

"NO! I WILL AVENGE STEVE!"

Yeah. That's how protective I am of Steve. Yes, that is my French horn's name.

But it was very good. Except for the person stealing the Frenchie. You do NOT touch the French horn. At all. Not even with permission. You just DON'T touch it.

My blood is boiling with hatred now. I will go and kill that person now. Goodbye!

This is great! I'm a French Horn player myself, so this is really awesome to read. _ Nice job!

HAA that was grate. You Know with being A horn player and all. So have you thought about the Alto Horn? A little Small but Much Louder. ;) O I hope you find your horn. We need more people like you.

*sniffle* so sad... poor french horn...

That rocks... that seriously rocks. That rocks! Though I don't play the French Horn, it still rocks. When did you write this? It's really good!

Hey hey hey. It's stephanie...you know...Darkanjel54? badgersporkchick? you know who i am. Anyway...Tubas are the sexyiest instruments. Especially Dave's. ::drool:: ::holds up your horn:: MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

_! So cute! _! I could never write such a good band poem! _!

How do you know its a he: "Afraid of my talent at playing the horn. Whoever it is, I can certainly say it he'll probably wish he had never been born"

Very good. Take up more poetry.

*laughing and coughing* can't...breath*holds side off stomach in pain* funny...very...i must stop choking now*continues laughing until i pass out due to lack of oxygen*

lol this was a funny fic! I don't know why I'm just now reading it, though. I've known you long enough, and you told me about the fic when you posted it. Heck, I even have the tune it's set to! So why am I just now reading it? The world may never know...

Spotts

P.S. I loved it, though

LMFAO You're crazy Renee.

-Relena

I love it... I playing the horn now... used to be a trumpet

Cute! Very cute! This is from another FHorn player. Although right now, it's Mellophone season, I am looking forward to playing again.

Oh, how true . . . but if anybody ever stole MY horn, I'd make them wish they'd never been born. -. I named it Manfred-Erik-Jack. In any case, keep up the good work!

That was really cute! Very funny and unique. I'm gonna print it out and show it to all my horn friends... they'll get a kick out of it. Keep writing!