lol love it sooooo funny your great you could be the the champion if this was a contest

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm imagine my surprise when I saw that you wrote a Hellsing fic. LOL

I loved this story! You should make another chapter of this where Alucard is in his girl form and he is trying to seduce the Captain. That would be amazing!

LMAO! That was hilarious! I can't believe Alucard would try to get a bunch of vampire/werewolf babies out of Hans. That was so funny, please make more.

*ahem* Lolololololololol

funny stuff right there!

Oh my GOD (fall of my chair laughing)

What will Integra say when she heard about this!