Funniest thing I've read in awhile. I love Sai and his complete lack of social skills.

oh goodness, too funny! XD I love it! Sai is always hilarious, but you just caught him so well. he might not talk this much, but this is exactly what he would be thinking! XD

*laughs*

Hahah! I laughed a lot during this oneshot. For your first time in humor, this is actually very, very good. Sai can be amazingly clueless at times.

Keep up the great work, Dayadhvam! :D

Sai's absolute cluelessness always amuses me, and definitely got it right. Thanks for the laughs.

Watermelon seeds! nice

That was awesome!
First time for me reading a SaixSakura and I'm not disappointed!^^

lol.
I was laughing so hard!
'Oh! I see. Naruto hated me because I look like Sasuke-kun, and he loves Sasuke-kun, so that way he can blush because he hates and loves—Another watermelon seed? I can take you to the hospital.'

MY FAVORITE LINE!^
SO funny XD

YES.

*laughs head off*

Sai is so awkwardly hilarious! Poor Sakura, he thinks she has some kind of relationship with watermelon!
Poor Sai, he's always getting beat up.
That was hilarious.

Haha!

Ahahahaha!

For a first attempt, this is awesome.

You captured the tone of Sakura and Sai very well, and the humor is quite spot on.

Oh, that was so adorable. I love stories which detail Sai's oblivious and blunt attitude so well.

Oh my God. This is the most hilarious SakuraSai fic I have ever read, and that is saying something. LOL.

Your first attempt has turned out rather prodigy, I think.

You have the blithely oblivious Sai down perfectly. That it is a rare and wonderful thing.

I don't think I'll ever be able to look at a watermelon the same way ever again.