Panda you're kinda annoying and crazy! almost like me! I have a question for... hm, let me think... Franky! what would you do if Luffy stole your pants/speedos again? DARE: I dare luffy to steal Franky's speedos! yeah. I also want my eggrolls back! chiao.

PANDA! CRYSTAL HASN'T TALKED TO YOU IN FOREVER! This reminds her that she must update her story, along with th threatening pm's she has recieved. Chennyways, IM HAPPY YOU FINALLY UPDATED! AND I HAVE A QUESTION!
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I forgot...that makes me sad..It was really good too Panda! OH YEAH!
Sanji-- What gives you right to steal that sign from Sasuke!? lmao you are way cooler then him though

Hiya! Panda-chan, the world needs a little randomness in it so keep on going with your fic, I like it! Third person is good, Kitsune-chan does it too!

'Kay, I got me some dares and stuffs so yeah...akwardness...
Hehe, first off, LUFFY, KITSUNE-CHAN LOVES YOU! Sorry, Kitsune-chan just got back from reading a awesome fic about Luffy...

Robin-sama ROCKS! Nami, you're cool but I like Robin better, Hana Hana fruit is so sweet!

Questions: Luffy (love you)- Who are your parents and do you
ever miss them?

Ace (hotness...)- If you had to be trapped with one
of the female One Piece characters, who would you
choose and why?

Sanji (love cook)-As a chef, you should know that
smoking is BAD for you health, secondhand smoke is
bad too, why do you smoke?!

Zolo-I love swords, but Kitsune-chan can't be near
pointy things, can I have one of your swords? Plz?
Robin-sama-Do you love Zolo? Please say yes!

Chopper-Why does your body go from cute reindeer to
psycho-humaniod reindeer?

Franky-Who the hell are you? Sorry, I haven't kept
up to date on my One Piece...

Dares: Luffy- I dare you to be sophisticated for the entire
chapter, if you do, I'll reward you with a Tbone steak

Ace- play strip poker with EVERYONE!

Nami- fall in love with Zolo

Robin-sama-fall in love with Zolo as well, let the epic
love triange begin!

Zolo-be stuck within the triangle of epic-ness

Ussop-I almost for got about you...do an imitation of
Chuck Norris

Sanji- make me lasgna, Kitsune-chan is HUNGRY!

Chopper- sing Rudolf the Red-nosed Reindeer at
Fenway Park

Panda-chan can you PLEASE have Hitsugaya Toushirou be the next guess, I LOVE HIM TO DEATH! Either him or Rolo from Code Geass, y'know, the adorable, sensitive guy who's really a cold-blooded killer with a shiny knife...oh, SHINY!

Okay...that is all for Kitsune-chan...you all have bet done those dares and answered the questions or Kitsune-chan will be back with a chainsaw and flamethrower...hehehe.

Update soon, Panda-chan!

Ok.
1.Luffy I dare you to take this bottle of bleach and this one of gasoline and drink them both then eat a match (Note: This is a recipe for homemade explosives)

2.Franky. Hold still will ya? *Blows air into his nostrals* =) I blew up yer nose!

3.Zolo/Sanji. I dare you both to switch roles (not seme/uke) Pretty much just act like each other.

4.Robin. Sing the first song Panda-chan can think of.

5.George(am I allowed to do this?) If you're so smart than what's the square root of 3.14?

6.Panda-chan/Franky. *gives both energy drinks* Have fun!

7.Everyone! Finish this joke. You have two cows . . .

8.Zolo. *gives chocolates and a kiss on the cheek* love ya cutie!

9.Nami(can exclude anyone now can I?) If it rains everyday for a year what will happen?

10.The Going-Merry. Is it wetter underwater if you're there when it rains?

Ok I'm done for now. Soy muchas locas!

W00T! Meh was mentioned in a story...(I was the KiraandDeidara person of the last chapter) XD plz keep updating, and I'll keep reading. :)

~Kuroluver

luffy-would you give up your Life to protect your nakama

nami-at least you are a better fighter than ussop

luffy-do you gain weight during gear 3rd.also please accept this bottomless bag of meat

sanji-i heard you went to the funny accent university with joey wheeler

shanks-where did you get your hat

arlong-is there any such thing as a sea king fishman

...question. why is it that when im not logged into my fanfic account and i use my penname on a review it doesnt create a link. but then when i AM on, it does it automatically and creates the little blue link thingy? weird...yea dont know why im asking you this. cya

O_O Wow. This is way too freaky. I knew from reading Crystal-chan's stories that you two were best friends...but its just scary how much alike you guys are. Anyway im gonna say the same thing to you that i said to Crystal...RANDOMNESS RULEZ! lol yea dont hav any questions rite now...but just wanted to say that -points at rest of review-. ok i'll keep reading if you keep updating so dont slack off. PLZ. i really need these stories to keep my sanity. so cya.
-kira

Hi Panda! I finsihed my prologue and am in the middle of chapter 1 but I can't think of anything else...
OMFG YOU INSULTED SCOURGE PANDA!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
WA! WHY DID YOU DO THAT!? HE'S MY BESTEST FRIEND!
I'M NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN PANDA!
So that makes my question to everyone, Why do you think Panda insulted Scourge even though he's chawesome? So what if he died from the most basic trick in the book!? It wasn't his fault! He wasn't expecting Firestar to come back to life!

YOU GUYS ARE SO TOTALLY NOT FUN! P. Thous villians that are coming to attack you in two days. IF YOU DONT DO IT IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS THEY SHALL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU!! MAUAUHAHAHAHHA.
Franky. I am now over my fear of you...now i think you SO COOL!
NAMI DIE!
SANJI...MARRYY ME!
ZOLO AND LUFFY! YOU ARE TOTALLY GAY! AND I CAN TOTAALY PROVE IT!
CHOPPER. YOU ARE SOO COOL!
WHY AM I DOING ALL CAPS..DONT KNOW.. mORE SOON PLEASE!

-Malchior walk in with a depressed look and pulled out some duct- Hey all. -He sigh as he head toward Panda and with a quick flick of the wrist and even quickly movement he made her into a duct tape mummy- I would remove the brain...but I figure there's no point in that. -he then cover her mouth with the tape-
Oh, by the way, Carman is a famus theif who wears red. -he said as he sigh look down-

Alright...let's get this over with. -he mutter as he shut his eyes and sigh- I hope everyone eat their pie.

Ladies and Gents...it is my great pressure...or not-he mutter that part and bow- to inturduce my chef, Jessie. -a blound 17 year old girl, wearing a black mini skirts, a white botton-up shirt, and a pair of black open-toed shoes, walk in the room and look at the crew-

So who lik the taste of the pies? -she ask in a sweet tone, but give them a death glare, telling them they better tell her the truth or their going to see a reaper-

-without warning she pulled out a metal staff, under her skirt and then hit everyone who lied to her and hit Ussop twice- The only fan you have is that puppet Malchior made.

Oi...Jessie...-rubbed his temple- It's time for you to start making dinner. -he said as she turn around and stomp out of the room. Malchior sigh as if a great weight was lefted off his shoulders- Ok..isn't just me...doesn't she give youc guys the creeps?

Anyhoo...I like to say that I have no idea rum will do that to him.-walk up to Franky and open his fridge, pulling out the cola- Hell, I thought he would become Jack Sparrow...-he reply as he replace the bottles with three bottles of Bud Light- Well..let's see what happen now. -he reply as he take a couple of steps back-

Well, I got to go...later days -he said as he walk out of the room.

(looks around to see if anyones watching) (sticks candycanes up zoros nose) PICKING YOUR NOSE!! LUFFY! QUICK! GET THE BARBEQUE SAUCE AND POUR IT IN HIS EARS!! (glomps usopp) did i mention that you and franky rock? DONT LISTEN TO ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE! Sanji, there is ONE more fangirl in 'ask me a question:one piece style' (points to me and smiles) LUFFY! DID YOU FORGET TO STUFF GUACAMOLE DOWN HIS PANTS?! I'LL GET THE COTTAGE CHEESE! (walks off 5 minutes later) spazzo out, yo.

-Theme from Jaws was play in the back ground, the beats grow louder as the light off, leaving only a stage light on Panda-

-the music stop as a pair of hands cover Panda's eyes and a dark figure was seen behind her- Guess who, hyperactive knockheaded Panda?

-the lights turn to show it's Malchior grin as he let go of her, push her into her chair and spinned her around- Sorry for being late, but I been sort of busy. -stop the chair as he pulled out a chain and quickly wrapped it around Panda, locking it with a slight chuckle- This is for you're own good. -smirk and walk in the middle of the stage- Ladies and gents, I'm going to answer your question, but before I start, I have one thing to say. -took a deep breath and shouted- NO SLAYING, UNDERSTAND!

Good! -he smile as he toss off his tranchcoat to an empty seat- Now the reason, "How I can make flame appear?" is very simple. -cover his mouth and cough as smoke escape his hand- Almost all my kind can do that. -he grin as his teeth slowly change into fangs as a pair of leather-like wings slow form behind him and a large black tail form behind him, then smoke cover his body.-

-A few second later, the smoke clear to show a large, black dragon with golden horns and claws- Any questions? -he ask as he rise a brow and smirk, then turned back to his human form, only wearing a pair of slacks and sandles-

Now as for the for the rumor I was talking about...is..well..-point at Zoro and then at Sanji as he try so hard not to laugh- is the one that say you two are together...-he then turn and head toward the chair, that his coat was waiting for him, as he mutter- I hope someone have some mind soap after the show...

Now tell me the true, -set down on a seat, grabbing his tranchcoat putting it on with a grin- who like theirs gifts?

-he stand and start to hand everyone, excapt George, a white box- I hope each one of you enjoy them after I leave. -he said as he head back and set down on his chair- My chef made them, just for you all.

-He walk over to Franky and smirk- Now time for something really sweet. -quickly open his fridge and pulled out the cola and quickly put in three bottles of rum, shuting it and take a couple steps back, just to see what happen-

Well that's all for now -he said as he walk up to George, hand him a key- That will unlock you knockleheaded friend from those chain. -he smirk as the lights went out for a second, and came on to show Malchior disappear from area, but also show that the door was swinging- Carman, beat your heart out.

(Gifts Pie in the face XD)

MWAHAHA CRYSTAL-CHAN CHANGED HER PENNAME!
OK well, who to ask random questions to today...
FRANKY!
Do you know Frankie off of Paper Mario? HES COOL LIKE YOU!
Do you know Jak or Ritsu? THEY'RE COOL TOO!
Why cola?
Did you know that cola is bad for you?
What Clan do you think you would be in? I think you would be in...RiverClan!
Do you like my new penname?
Can you think of anything better?
If you had to go out with any girl in One Piece, who would it be?
Same cept a guy?
Are you gay? It's OK to be gay! JAK RULES...random...
Are you scared of these questions yet?
Do you like cake?
If so, what kind of cake?
If not, DIE!
Who is coolier, Scourge, Bone, Boulder or Barley?
If you could describe yourself as a sin, wich would it be?