It sucks. Learn to spell. BTW, who's Gordon Freechmen?

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this is the bestest storie evar. ir a majoer fan of ur work. as unususual the stoerietellin is excaellent and the relatieonship betwean goerdone and jim made me cry. ir also maek sequal to ur work. PLEAES MAKE MORE! A+==+!

This is the most beautiful thing I've ever read.

Now kill yourself.

ShadowKing1988 ur just jelus cuz peter chimaras fic is 3465346575 tims coolur then urs.

That was something.

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I'm pretty sure you've seen this, but if you haven't, you should because it's very well done!

For those who don't know: IT IS A JOKE.

wow...amazing...
Thank you for gracing us with this fine piece of literature

After reading this, I lost half of my brain cells

Oh God. Sweet Baby Jesus, why did I read this trite? I honestly don't know where to begin - it's all so messed up. I guess I'll take it from the top and dress it down from there.
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Quarter-Life: Halfway to Destruction

ATUHOR'S NOSE: [What the sensemake? Do you, by any chance, mean "Author's Note"?]
Uncycylopedia (which is online encyclopidia like wikiped) said I was writing story called Quarter-Life: Halfway to Destruction and dontn't know where come but I decide to write anyway. [You do know that Uncyclopedia is pretty much the same thing as Encyclopedia Dramatica, and the fact you were on it means you are a well-known troll]

CHAPTER ONE: WHAT IT MEANS
Gordon Freechmen [Not "Freeman"?] was studying in his was studying laboratoried. [What the hell does this mean?]
Fellow scientist cow-orker [LULZ, and not in a good way] Jimm said "Gordon Freemant [aka, Gordon Freeman] what are you working on"
"UI have discovered new radoactive isatope but it is so vollatile that it does not have a half-life but quarter-life so we must observe with hasty [yes, we all must look on with great hasty, cause that way we'll sound like super retards]"
Juts then a headcrab went on Jimms head OH NO WHERE DID HEADCRAB COME FROM! GHordon wents to get his crowbarb ut it was missing so hhad to borrow a claymore sword [overkill!]. He hits teh headcrab and Jimm was okay but his head was cut
"Watch where you swings at me just kidding thanks [I'm a retard, BTW]"
" HAha" They laughed
"Whait oh no where id isotop?"
"UIt is been stoled!" [So was your brain]

CHAPTER TWO: THEY REVOCER TEH ISOTROPE BUT THEY DON'T [How does that work out?]
Gordon and Jimm arrived at teh alien scene where a bad guy from the game said "I have take the isotope and it will cause meltdown!"
"NO, NOT ALL OF DALLAS!" Which swas target of where they were and it was nice place and my friend lives there [Is that last part personal to you? You need to put an A/N there].
"IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO MY DEMANS"
"TOO LATE" and the isotope hit quarterlife and teh room was slowly become vaporize
"Ew must escapes out of here fastly" but Jimm was already blowed to smitheroons. [**]

CHAPTER THREE: DESTRUACTION IS IMMINANT
"This is Gordon Freeman how do we contain teh meltdown? I know!"
And he used portals to push henemy headquarters into a portal so Dallas wouldnt melt down and it would only go off harmless in Atlantic ocean.
"Hooray I scucceeded at winning the mission [where's muh fukcing cake, **?!]"
"Not so fast, Mr. Gordon"

What happens next? You deiside! [I vote he grow a brain and learn to speak proper English]

Tahnks for reading please buy my book at peterchimaera .com i am poor :(

Ew must escape out of here fastly!

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Very funny. Not as funny as squirelking, but still full of WIN ;)

You haven't updated in forever :sad face: :(