By the way, Anakin never attained the rank of General. He was a Commander. Only Jedi Masters were Generals in the Clone Wars.

Wow, who'd have guessed they actually needed to go to the bathroom in Star Wars. Loved Obi-Wan's line about washing hands :)

Another well-written piece. Is this a new genre?

Also, I love how foreboding the very beginning is. Like Obi-Wan might find something OTHER than Anakin crapping.