when you said his head has gravitated south did you mean ... what i think you mean? beacuse if you mean that ... you're ... mean
i just made a pun ... yupy

and then Sakura hits him in his head and storms off, so he will have to make it up to her later ;; LOL cute

LOL. I get a kick out of your disclaimer.

Parts that made me laugh:
"Damn cocky ninja" "vixen" "Ignoramus" “Really? What a shame – I’m sure as hell getting an eyeful.” And I liked the last line as well.

It was a very cute 1shot

"I can’t see anything but your scalp Kakashi”

“Really? What a shame – I’m sure as hell getting an eyeful.”

HAHAHA! I love this! Everything from the playful, suggestive banter to them just tosseling each other around! And gotta love the last line! My, you (or should I say Kakashi?) sure do have a way with words! XD