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Yobling and Reela 4 ever 2008-06-30 ch 1,	abuseFunny and great! LMAO ~Jessica
Dr. Temperance Brennan 2008-05-10 ch 1,	abuseLMFAO! SO, SO HILARIOUS! My mom's trying to get some work done (she's in the same room as me) and she's like, "Rebecca! I need to concentrate!" My laughing was preventing her from focusing! That's how funny that fic was! Totally going in my faves!
LielieS 2008-04-19 ch 1,	abuseI'm definitely going to read this story soon enough (for school, hehe.. my teacher needs to learn something about American writing, huh!?) Also, just a little fact; whenever you're drunk and you eat: you throw your ass up, big time!:p
csifan2694 2008-03-05 ch 1,	abusethat was FUNNY!! That actually happened to you? I'll have to try that sometime... and i thought my friends parties were wildly hiarious... LOL Viki
toothchick 2008-03-04 ch 1,	abuseBrooke, Happy (belated) Birthday!! This was a riot! They are a blast when they are drunk! I want to go bowling now!!
shortie990 2007-12-28 ch 1,	abuseLuv it, luv it, luv it! Did I mention I luv it cause I do!
eleen 2007-12-28 ch 1,	abuseThe eternal question of why there is a bar attached to the Bowling alley in my town has finally been answered. I'm such a loser, I thought Nick and Greg we arguing over the contributions made to the artistic community by famous painters. Your Sara is like, officially, my hero! "Greg complained that Sara had promised that she’d make-out with the waitress, but Sara told him that must have been a figment of his drunken imagination" Okay, that line seriously had me rolling in the aisles. It will stay with me forever. P.S. Finished that video, sent a PM to thegreatTDCSI account. Went against the original lego-mation idea when Grissom ended up looking time father-time.
xoxoPAUxoxo 2007-12-24 ch 1,	abuseFirst things first... I love the drunk talk Jess! And now we have drunk talk + bowling. YAY! When you come visit me I'll take you to this bowling alley were you can get beer with tomato juice and a bunch of other things on it and believe me is awesome (Notice that I said WHEN not IF, so you are coming) Thanks for the laugh Jess, I needed it, I'm sorry it took me SO long to read this one. Now I'm off to a party with the guy that someone is obviously not trying to steal from me. ;) Take care Spoon Pau =D P.S. Sorry to do this in YOUR review but there's no other way to contact her. Now, Blaspheme, please be kind enough to leave some contact info. I don't know if you are jealous, but it sure sounds like it. What you are doing is NOT constructive criticism it's FLAMMING. I can understand if you don't like a story or two, but what you are doing, for me a least, seems personal. Don't hate the spoon embrace her, she a prolific and a really great writer. If you don't have something nice or useful to say, then stay quiet. Because WE her FRIENDS and loyal readers are here to read, review and some times worship her work, simply because she is a kick ass writer. Feel free to PM me, we can discuss why you don't like her or her stories and I'll gladly show you why she's so great in angst, drama, and specially humour, I don't deal with people that hide under anon reviews, so please identify yourself. Now until you have the balls (no pun intended) to stop hiding and face the people you are pissing off, stop this useless flames, because no matter how much you try to trash her work, we recognize talent when we read it. And she is a talented one. Take care Blaspheme. xoxoPAUxoxo
9ud9ir190ne6ad 2007-12-20 ch 1,	abuseThat was so funny! Loved it, CSI's are very funny drunk. Loved it
Chelles 2007-12-19 ch 1,	abuseWell, I know that I tried to review this story the first time around, but, since I'm not quite sure what happened there, I'll try again! I thought this was absolutely hysterical! I just laughed my way through it. I love all your drunken CSI stories. They're all hilarious! And, after the day I just had, I definitely needed that. So, in my previous review, I previewed my upcoming bowling adventure, but, as it has now passed, I'll give you a recap: It was me, about 12 other adults and 200 high school honor students. Needless to say, there was no drinking (I'm pretty sure we'd have been fired) ... but, man, I wish there had been! I think the CSI crew had more fun than we did - and, bear in mind, we were a bunch of teachers who had escaped from school during the last week before winter break! Thanks for sharing such a fun story.
CSI junkie 247 2007-12-17 ch 1,	abuseThat was Amazing!
Vincent & Ronda 2007-12-16 ch 1, anon.	abuseWhat the hell is your problem Blaspheme? Your opinion doesn't count for everything that you think it counts for. Either you can't write quality stories of your own, and it sounds like your a jealous whore. You either need glasses or need to get laid, and don't have the balls to share your contact info. What are you scared of? Chicken shit. This is a very funny story, don't listen to this prick spoon. We still love you down here in Oklahoma.
thjersyjnkx33 2007-12-16 ch 1,	abuseokay, so, rad story dude. it's totally great, you already know my stories about bowling. lol and now for the part of my review when i flipshit. Dear Blaspheme, Please go play in traffic. You would not know good writing if it shoved a stick up your ignorant ass. Just because you don't have a sence of humor doesn't mean that you have to trash everyone else's writing. &&thespoon's writing is not 'shoddy'. Please, if you're gunna bash her, Have the balls to use real swear words. In conclusion, Go play in traffic and stop stalking thespoon so you can bash her work, Cuz it's really getting old. Please suck a cock and die.
TDCSI 2007-12-16 ch 1,	abuseI already said happy birthday, so stick it. I can't believe you got your dad to whip nuts in the parking lot, that is so cool. My mom would say that's so immature, then do it anyways. And I don't see the deal with having a white microwave and a black coffee pot. You've seen my apartment, it's not color coordinated. Now,for the ass known as Blaspheme. In case you haven't read the title to the site, it's fall fan fiction, FICTION. In a library also know as not real, make believe, a figment of people's immaginations. There are stories out there that are just down right horrible, so why you keep picking on thespoon is beyond me. Why don't you say what you don't like about the story instead of bashing her and the way she writes. Every writer is different, and can take these charactures and do what ever they want with them. It was way over a year before I even worked up the courage to post a fic. All you do with your comments is discourage new writers still unsure about posting. Obviously you don't want people to know who you really are because you are chicken shit and think that we'll all go bash your fics. Well, we're not like that. If the fics are good, we'll leave positive constuctive reivews, if the story isn't up to my expectations, I just don't leave a review. So my advice to you is to crawl back into the hole you came out of and take a big heavy dose of shut the fuck up. It was a funny story, holly shit how about that, it was supposed to be funny.
BrookeGreene 2007-12-16 ch 1,	abuseYeah, this is the exact same as what I showed you before. Whoever invented the "copy and paste" thing is a genius. When I first saw the title of this story, I had a little "WTGF" moment before I realised that it was BOWLING balls. I was all "I know she writes strange stuff, but this is on a whole 'nother level." where did that phrase "whole 'nother" come from anyway... I don't know why you thought I wouldn't like the way you wrote Sara in this, I had no problem with it. Plotting Sara is funny, as long as she doesn't actually keep her promises and do things like make out with slutty waitresses, because that be TOO ooc, even for your stuff. And hell yeah, her ass isn't fat and it's 'better' than Cath's! "Grissom stopped, turned his head to face Sara, shook his ass a little, received a wink and a holler for it from her (and a few of the older ladies in the crowd)" lol, you'd be one of the not-so-older ladies in that crowd ;). Along with about half of the female and gay male CSI watching population. Drunk fics are just THE best in the humour category. Especially when you write them. Yes, that's a compliment, you can't call me picky or whatever anymore. Well, you can... but like... yeah.

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