Very... human of him :)) How cold would his tongue be?

Weird question, and odd story. Original idea, though.

Thanks.

Love it!

muwhahahaha take that jessica!

lol, this must have come up one time or another even though it is not in the book.

With some girl comparing themsevles to bell or a guy comparing themsevles to edward...i feel bad for edward on the second part.

Hahahahaha. Awesome.

HA!

OMG. THAT WAS SO AWESOME. :D :D

Well that was more than a good lesson to Edward I mean poor Bella always being the dazzle to say that Jessica was the one who help them hahahaha! She will probably have a hard attack...Good Job and good lesson for Jessica at the end gosh I hate her since I read Midnight sun!

That was great. Loved the ending.

You have got to just love that ending! I mean honestly it was the perfect thing for this fic. Jessica actually was jealous in Twilight, that much I was completely sure of. This put it to a new and amazing depth and clarity. If I had to rate this out of 10, I wouldn't be able to.

haha. That was cute! I liked how Jessica was all like, 'I'm better than her!' haha. xD

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OMFG! LOVELY! XD

Way to go Edward

And YAY for Jessica...

haha. This is rather amazing!

absolutely stunning! i'm still trying to get my heart to stop fluttering...its times like these where i feel just like jessica, so unfair. lol. i really appreciated this one-shot and greatly express how amazingly talented you are! i look forward to reading more of your writings.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why mortal men will never be up to par with a fictional, 107-year-old vampire man. ALL MAN, at that. ;)

Great work!

I honestly didn't know it was possible for one thought to show two completely different things like this. This was on the hottest and at the same time funniest things I've read in this genre. Great work.