your bats is so...(don't tell him I said this) CUTE. and I love catwoman/selina. harvy's a doll, and eddie sounds like a fun date. all in all, you have a new fan. long live cat-tales!

great fluff! love the idea of bruce wayne turning into ferran adria.

"What does it mean?" "Raspberry Meringue, anyone?"

Oh god! This whole chapter had me in tears!

"I made a sandwich once..."- I was doubled over laughing.

//What did it matter if Bruce had been replaced by an evil doppelganger shape-shifting killer robot from an alternate universe. He and Babs were back on track, and all was well with the world.//

It's...nice to see that Dick has his priorities in order. *snorfle*

For some reason I'm picturing Bruce trying to 'separate the eggs' and just moving them to opposite sides of the kitchen. :)

ahhahahaha... batman being an expert cook.. hahahhaha.. now that's something you'll only find happening in your universe.

ok.. i was just going to skip to the next chapter because.. well.. i'm impatient that way but i just had to drop me and say...

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA..

this was one of the best chapters from you ever.

Fantastic!

Bruce cook?
For those that read the reviews before the story you might wanna go to the bathroom before reading this.
Great story he he

I know this review is a bit late, but I was just re-reading this story and it is pure genius. Not only is it hilarious, but I love how you figured out how to "teach" Batman how to cook. And I love the Nightiwng couch affair. Teh dialogue between Nightiwng, Oracle, and Robin about the couch and the drug affair. I also like how Selina clears up the situation between Dick and Bruce and I wonder why no one (including me) never thought of it like that before. My mom drives me nuts too.

Oh God - you are amazing - do you know that?

Querie, can I keep reading, or should I do my history essay.

**Sits and whines at how unfair the world is**

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Oh God, I love it! I remember my freshman chemistry teacher trying to "de-scarefy" chemistry for some of the "housewives-in-training" in my class, who were more interested in nailing boyfriends than analyzing solutions, by coming up with cooking analogies, something they could relate to, for chemistry. But ONLY BATMAN would need chemistry analogies for cooking!
More, please!

Still trying to figure out the funniest line in your fic, possibly "It seems they have special drawers." :-D Love your stories, Chris.