oh my god i keep showing my friends this its fucking histarical

this is so funny i love what you did with mellos baggy pants lolz i shot milk out my nose and i so love what happened at lights family what problems hehe your funny you rule

I think this is the first fic I've read that I've loved in spite of the fact that it had no discernible plot, and contained extremely OOC characters. Seriously! I had to restrain myself from laughing several times while reading this.

I love the L flashback sequence, by the way!

“But…But I’m not an orphan.” Watari took out a gun.
“Hm, yes…We’ll fix that.”
BANG, BANG, BANG!

I'm STILL trying not to laugh! Oh, and my other favorite one was the one with the random Yagami sequence. So THAT'S why Light happens to be so messed up in the head. Lol.

Anyway, this fic owns. Yup.

*Breaks down laughing* You know, it's really hard to get me to laugh. But somehow your lack of plot and randomness got me to laugh. I love your stories...

one of the best fanfics i've read. but then again no plot is the best plot. ;D

No. I got ir from one of the characters of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. =]

LAWL mentally retarded female xD That's great.

I think I have just stumbled upon the tangible and readable form of insanity.
I think I honestly did.
Sleep deprivations and this story just sent my mind twisting into a spiral of horror and craziness.
So..CONGRATULATIONS!
I actually really love this story despite the lack of plot.

Just for actually sending me into fits of madness, the good kind, I applaud you.
A lot can do that but very little can actually make me stay in that realm XD

Marry me? ;D

Fav moments:

BANG, BANG, BANG! lol

"And then I think he was drugged or something, I don’t know"...lol

“Whoa, way to go dad!” OMFG that was so funny!

“I SAID OPEN THEM UP" wow, Near is TENSE!

‘Gunny the Gun.’ lol

"calorie-induced goodness" NO, not the GOODNESS! lol

"And then everybody danced" (Bursts out laughing)

Nice job you author, you.

Um...wow... (momentarily speechless)
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It made me laugh and die a little inside...
and it cured my emo-ness nostalgia.
I think that's good, you decide.

“Mello, we’re not jealous.” Near said, playing with his hair. “It’s just distracting. Your ass is just…there. It’s hard not to look.” Mello stared at him.
“You stare at my ass?” Near sighed.


-has giggle fit- xD

AWESOME!!

Psh, it doesn't SUCK. ->
“Mello, we’re not jealous.” Near said, playing with his hair. “It’s just distracting. Your ass is just…there. It’s hard not to look.” Mello stared at him.
“You stare at my ass?” Near sighed.
That's hilarious!!
His 'more than one way gay outfit'...OH! I made it rhyme. Sweet.

This was one funny ass story! I laughed so hard when Near told how L was an orphan. And some people,like me, are too lazy to leave reviews even if the story is good. You just happened to catch me at a non-lazy time, so don't think your story sucks if you dont get alot of reviews. People are just that lazy.

This was one funny ass story! I laughed so hard when Near told how L was an orphan. And some people,like me, are too lazy to leave reviews even if the story is good. You just happened to catch me at a non-lazy time, so don't think your story sucks if you dont get alot of reviews. People are just that lazy.

I.. I think I'm standing on the fine line between congratulating you on this awesome, crack-filled story, and bashing my head into the wall from loss of brain cells.. But seriously, this was awesome. xD I want more! :)