Weird but hilarious. I'm happy that someone got to make the mess that was X3 into *something* that's amusing.

You're stories never cease to amuse me.

*chokes on laughter comepletely* Wow, that was great, wonderful, perfect, amazing, hillarious,and a whole lot more. The Last Stand really didn't make any sense whatsoever, like it really was a drugged nightmare. Maybe they should make a fourth movie in which it turns out that it was all Scott's dream. I mean, the hair, Storm and the Oscar, and a better Golden Gate bridge? Just priceless. I'm going to try to get a job with Magneto's construction company. Do you know where I could get an application?

Awesomeness! I hated x3 as well. I hope it really was all scotts dream...

You are the best!Great story.I was laughing so hard!

I love how everybody uses Darwin as a shield. It's just so cute!

lol i agree with you, x3 made no sense whatsoever. loved the actors, hate the plot

oh dear god, i love the satire! i love you and i've just read only 2 of your stories i had a cheshire cat smile the whole time i was reading this. good job you!

I liked this story. This and another story called "Dangerously in Love" were two fanfictions that made that God-Awful movie bearable. One thing though: Scott should have mentioned Jean's black soulless demonic eyes (and they say Kurt has demonic eyes). I'd love to hear Jean and Warren's reaction to that.

LOL! X3 really did suck!

Okay, I said in my other review I had to stop reading for awhile to give myself a rest. Couldn't do it. I'm hooked. God, you're addictive! I hate you! My aching ribs hate you! It's that tears-running-down-my-face-blowing-my-nose-while-l aughing-and-unable-to-breath kind of hate you.

X3 - totally lame, and love your digs and dissing of that abomination. The X-men, especially the original five, deserved better than that. And the marginalized comment by Warren - priceless!

OMG! THANK YOU! Finally i found that someone totally ignore and make fun of that crappy movie! Like you for me X3 DOESN'T EXIST! X3 SUCKS!

Fav quotes: “Well, obviously,” I say. “Or she would have been the person I killed first. That bitch. LOL! And how could you possibly envision a world where Darwin didn’t exist? What’s wrong with you?” Jean is right... how can the world exist without Darwin ;)

“And baby, believe me, if I ever go evil, I’ll make you evil, too. It wouldn’t be any fun without you.” so TRUE!

“Let’s go. I’m hungry enough to eat a planet.” LOVE this line! xDD

I loved how you portrayed your own views on X3 in this fic! And it was as funny as hell too! lol

Again with the brilliance! These fanfics are by far the funniest I've read from X-Men, and all written by you. Please continue! :]

Hahaha I get it Thats hilarious