That was so funny. Something he can't change. Then he'll be all p*ed off.

YOU FORGOT ONE THING FOR KYLE TO SUCH HIS BALLZ

You hit the nail on the head, except that Cartman would also want Hitler to come back.

that was pretty funny! although there was an F-word, and you rated the story K+. that's a PG rating. F-words are PG13 rating. for others sake, i think you should rate it T next time you have something like that, just so people can be aware of it. but good list! that was a funny story! i love Cartman!

Cheesy Poos = Cheesy Poofs
Mr. Hand = Mr. Hat

Otherwise, it's funny, it seems like Cartman's real list.