There needs to be more fictions out there like this of JiraiyaxOrochimaru. Though, I do wish that you would have wrote the -smut-.

Wonderful work.

Loved it! So funny. Poor guys.

Lol this was good. Ha ha ha icecubes... :P

I liked your portrayal of Orochimaru in this. Great job!

"decided while drunk one evening that they’d punish her for her poor taste by having (in retrospect) extremely bad sex behind the bar."

This has to be one of the single greatest lines i have ever read in fanfiction. Loved the fic.

...*dies*HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD THAT WAS FUNNY! Icecubes...Nice Jiraiya...He is the only person (next to Sai and maybe Naruto) who would ever think of that, just for sex...*dies again*

A funny story!
“An interested Orochimaru was almost as good as a horny Orochimaru, as the former almost invariably led to the latter.” brilliant! It’s very orochimaru…I guess. And I really want to have a peek at that ‘horny Orochimaru’! I am so in love with this beautifully evil guy!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh that was fun. Thanks for that. XD

I can sum this up in one word: LAWL.

Okay, not quite a word, but still. This was absolutely hilarious. I raised a brow when you mentioned Sarutobi and handcuffs, then I cracked the rest of the entire story.

Wonderful.

Well written. At first I didn't like it because I don't really sex stories, but I like how you still developed their relationship!

Whenever I see a Sannin fic from you I get a little excited. :) This surely did not disappoint, much amusement at hearing why they first had sex. Congratulations, you win for horrified me at the mention of Sarutobi with Orochimaru and handcuffs. Ice cubes, glorious ice cubes. XD

This reads ever so much like Jiraiya, you win.
The last line, is excellent. However, I think I like even more the getting back at Tsunade by having bad sex behind the bar.
Hooray for alcohol sneaking into elements of plot. Right where it belongs.