omg taht was hilarious! omg! ... i just find it amazing that britney spears can handle a snake better than sakura... but damn i loved this! hilar! i laughed so loud i bet my family (which i am hanging around for the holiday) thinks im crazy! bybyyu

LOL. I would freak too if a snake was slithering on me. Great job.

Oh man, those last two lines made my life. SO funny, as usual.

KAWI! that's cute and sweet at the very end! .

Maybe next time I'll be first T.T Lol, anyways, the last line reminded me of that song x3 (darn the radio stations and their catchy Christmas Jingles D: ) Poor, poor snake. For some reason, I have suspicions that Sakura would've achieved her goal (if it weren't for the snake phobia, yeah) :D

XD that was awesome, and a very Merry Christmas to you too!

This was a nice little one shot.

nice

cute end!

LOL. i was just thinking how cheesy that line was when i scroll down and see sakura saying it.

score.

That conclusion - definitely the best ever.

I was honestly thinking, "Dear God, that was cheesy." and then Sakura says it, haha.

Ino was pretty amazing in here, as was Kakashi. Two sdjajdasklj wonderful perverts, hahah.

I have to say that my favorite part though was "Anko seemed very supportive of her um, present for Sasuke, Sakura noted as she remembered watching the woman coo at some sort of snake, telling it to be nice and not hurt Sakura, and that it had to stick around for a good two hours at the least and then it was free to poof away."

I could honestly just see Anko cooing and giggling to a snake, ahaha.

Good job - it was a wonderful mood booster. :DD

I loved it! It was so funny!

HAHAHHAHA.

OMG PINA. I LOVE YOU HAVE MY BABIES.

This is so much win. Reviewing as I go, yeah?

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“God, what you’re suggesting… it’s like a scene straight out of a porno!”

Her teacher had the nerve to smile and pat her on the head.

“Sakura, that’s the point.”

HAHAHA. AND SO IT BEGINS. I love Kakashi. He's such a little perv. Though, really, it makes me wonder...

“Sakura,” Ino said, her voice now serious. She put a hand on her shoulder and smiled. “Sakura, this isn’t as bad as you’re making it seem. So what if you’re boyfriend wants you to get kinky with snakes? To each his own, right?”

“Oh my god!”

LMAO. Ino is such WIN. What the hell. In like, every piece you write, I love her. She's so pervy and it's always hilarious when she embarrasses uptight!Sakura.

“This is stupid…”

Poor Sakura. Even the non-human have something to say about her predicament. XD

“Okay,” she hissed to the snake while quickly placing herself onto the bed in a rather suggestive position. “Make me look sexy.”

HAHAHAHA. I hate that most of my review is either spastic, or giggly, but I can't help it. This is hilarious. What the hell, Sakura.

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“…That was really cheesy.”

“Sakura, just shut up.”

AND IN CONCLUSION, I LOVE YOU. THANK YOU THANK YOU SO VERRAH MUCH.

Now, I have to go back to writing your fic, and try and make it even HALF as WIN as this was.

(OMG.)

Ooh, that was sosososo good! I love how you ended it.