Sasuke needs the talk..LOL! And Naruto trying to gnaw through the ropes and Sauske with his bulging eyes. So funny!

...thank god I don't have to deal with Kakashi. Or Naruto. (My eyes would be burned by now. I'm really glad for my blissful ignorance as to what the heck handcuffs have to do with anything.)

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though, I enjoyed it either way. especially the

"(“She’s on loan, you bastard! One day, she’ll see the awesome that is Uzumaki Naruto and leave you for the real prize!”

“Are you calling me your property, Uzumaki Naruto? Because that’s certainly what it sounds like to me!”

“Oh-oh! Sakura-chan! Didn’t see you there! Um, wow, you’re looking really, really pretty today! All bright and shiny like, um, ice chips and diamonds, and uh,—”

“Idiot. Just stop talking.”)"

that was so...amusing...and the ending? Sasu-chan is going learn more about the handcuffs...

...*shudders*

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“Oh, Officer! That’s a…big stick, you’ve got there…”

HILARIOUS!XD

lol! That was very funny! I can't beleive how funny of a writer you are!

i love the ending!

hehe. i liked this one. it was just too cute.

This story is hilarious from beginning to end. I loved Naruto's remarks of "she's on loan, you bastard" and “Slow? Why? Isn’t six years of foreplay long enough?” I could honestly picture Naruto saying something like that. Wonderful job!

lol.

that was so funny!

Oh my god, who would've ever thought that the great Uchiha didn't know about "it"?

(well, yeah, his daddy never lived to give him "the talk", but still, Oro would've told him...right..? XD)

I really loved the last line!

I wonder what Sakura has in store for Sasuke's punishment...

Another wonderfully written one-shot,

and keep up the good work!

I hope you are able to update soon,

and Happy (early) New Year!

-Bored Konoha Kunoichi

LOL! this is so smexy, its made of pure win. amazing job, hun. wow! Faves.

( I love kakashi, and naruto, and sasuke-oh, those boys...)

Yet still reviews. How much do I rock?

Well, not as much as you, for sure. The entire first half of this oneshot cracked me up. Which is not to say I didn't love the end, when Sakura walked in and was all snarky and butt-kicky. Yeah. BUT-the first half had THIS:

(“She’s on loan, you bastard! One day, she’ll see the awesome that is Uzumaki Naruto and leave you for the real prize!”

“Are you calling me your property, Uzumaki Naruto? Because that’s certainly what it sounds like to me!”

“Oh-oh! Sakura-chan! Didn’t see you there! Um, wow, you’re looking really, really pretty today! All bright and shiny like, um, ice chips and diamonds, and uh,—”

“Idiot. Just stop talking.”)

YEAH MAN.

haha, loved it!

... ok I'm done now! _' Great story though!

XOXOXOXO,

D. Kitten

Hahaha poor poor Sasuke

LMAOO! HAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG! CAN'T...BREATHE...LMAO! OMG D Poor Sasuke-kun...TAHAHA...*wipes away tears of laughter*

“Oh, Officer! That’s a…big stick, you’ve got there…” . .

“Kakashi made us watch porn, and I didn’t want to, but he sat us down and made us.”

WELL SAID NARUTO! LMAO...

"Boys…did that? And girls liked it?"

"Did that mean Sakura would—"

TAHAHAHA..Sasu..my dear...*shakes head*...

I loved the last part...I wish I could place Sasu under arrest...*sighs*...

LOVED IT! D