this story is really funny! i just recently joined, so i dont know about this best fanfic contest, but i hope you won! And if not, i'll vote for you next time ;)

i like this story so much and yet u wont add anything else...u noe how long ive been waitng?

please update pwetty pwease?

HAHAHAHALMAO!! Meh, "Itachi on crack" had me (well...) cracking up already, and I haven't even started reading the actual fic yet! Cant wait to see what happens xD!

lololololololol. I love cracked up Itachi!

~kisa

PLEASE UPDATE!

it's getting really interesting story^_^ I can't wait until the next chapter comes out and to see what happens with naruto and company^_^

awesome so cool i really wanna know what happens next

o_o KYA!

please update soon. this story is interesting.

NEXT CHAP SON PLEASE!

I LOVE THIS FIC SO FAR! It is SO KICK ASS! XD
XD IT'D BE CRIMINAL NOT TO UPDATE A.S.A.P.! XD
I LOVE the ItaKyuu! :D
And I cant wait to see more of the SasuNaru! :D
d.k.-chan :D

“He’s their pet.”

Kushina blinked “…Pet?” she echoed blankly, everyone else in the room bracing for the attack “My baby’s been turned into a second rate beast that FUCKING SERVES THOSE IDIOTIC CREATURES, WITH THEIR NEED OF STEEL AND WOOD?!?!” she roared.

Oh snap run!-grabs Oranges and runs with Sambamaster away-

This is good, update when you can! ^^

IMPORTANT: HAS MESSAGE FROM AUTHOR!!

OKAY!! So, since the author isn't available (she's having internet AND Microsoft Word problems), she asked me to pass this message along to her adoring fan base (but I'M the one who typed it out, as she did not have enough time to. If you want me to proof-read a story for you, I'd be happy to!=D)! I'm sorry to say that she will be unavailable for a while until her internet and/or Microsoft Word finance problems are fixed. We don't know how long this will take, but she MAY(10baby lol) be able to post update(s) occasionally at a public computer occasionally. She's SINCERELY sorry, and will be happily bursting with updates JUST like before when this whole mess gets sorted out! =D

-ham'n'nanners

(PS: This has nothing to do with this crisis, but if you have an iPhone or iPod:Touch and have the app Sky Coaster 3-D, look up my same username and look for the one called 'intestines twister'! I made it! If you DON'T have it though, I highly recommend it! It's VERY fun!=D)

ORIGINAL MESSAGE SENT TO ME:

Ah! Please, report this to the rest of my fanbase as well, Microsoft Office won't let me save my work anymore, all my stories are frozen! They want me to pay but I have no moeny to pay with, and my mom isn't paying for it herself! I need to find a USB Port and type things up at my library and school but lack a USB to type up with! I can't update! Not until the gods do something for me! I'm sorry! .;

three letter: LOL!XD this story cracked me up!!XD i hope u update soon!!^-^