Rita and Phoenix's steamy love scene? Where? Gad, I didn't see it and I was lookin' for it! I've walked right by this many times for one reason or another, but this time I lingered and and bit with Denzel hooked me. Good fun and thanks. mc

TamLin's right, this IS a good read!
Love the sarcastic Cloud and Tifa. It gives their romance a bit of an edge, and less sappiness.
Haha Barette the ex-coke-addict! Orange VII!! Sounds like an energy drink. So hilarious! And I suppose the movie directers are supposed to represent a certain group of people...
Hopefully that group is reading this fic because it would be such a wake-up slap to their poor misguided brains. ^^

Wow, it was pretty awesome read! -)

seferoff and asteroid made me laugh SO much.

you are a GENIOUS!

Seferoff...Orange VII, ur good, ur very good
the best one-shot i ever read so far

I believe that I’m going to take on the task of reading more (if not all) of your stories, because every one I’ve read so far is amazing. I love the concept for this one, it’s so original! Where did you come up with those alternate names? They’re absolutely hilarious! XD The fact that you pick on all the character stereotypes is great too, because in fanfiction that’s how they’re always portrayed. Especially Tifa, her character is most always ruined. She is most certainly NOT a void-filler for where Aeris used to be in Cloud’s life. That’s ridiculous. -.- I’m with you, Cloud loved Tifa first, way back when they were teenagers, and just because he met Aeris doesn’t mean that’s changed. ^_^ I’m glad that you dove into the Cloud/Aeris/Tifa love triangle issue, and unlike some Cloud&Tifa fans, you defended Aeris. I like her a lot, granted I don’t like her with Cloud (her and Zack are far too cute together ^_^) but I hate that some people trash her character and suggest that there was some bitter cat fight going on between her and Tifa. They were friends who just happened to like the same guy…who had absolutely no clue what was going on. XP I also like you’re little jab at the supposed “sex scene”. I was wondering if you’d bring that up, because it seems that most people on fanfiction believe that’s what happened in the game… O.o’ Omg, my sides hurt, because I just had a total laughing fit from the little “trailer” at the end. LOL! You’re talent with humor writing is incredible, you always make me laugh. XD Great story, the ending totally made my day. ^__^

This is good, I don't know how I missed it.

very entertaining! like any of your fics :)

Awesome oneshot! The names at the end were hilarious, and I definitely agree with your rant at the end. The way the "love triangle" is portrayed is so stupid sometimes.
One question though.. is Edward Easter a Twilight reference? Or is it just me? x)

hahaha,that was beautiful. how long did it take you to come up with those names, which were pretty damn awesome, hehe. and im soo with you about the tifa and her filling the hole that aeris left behind - i dont like her being portrayed like that either. later times.

A new story from Horky! Ehehe!! :D

HAHA... the sex scene ending, God that would be FUNNY!! XD
Poor Tifa though. Final Fantasy would be a pretty cool name though, heh, or is that idea already used for something else? ;P
.::Tibbs::.

It has been such a long time since I last left a review! But this story contains so many good and original ideas that I couldn't stop myself from taking some time to let you know what I thought =)

First of all, I completely agree with you about Tifa being unfairly but frequently portayed as the second choice, or the tearful unrequired love. That's quite infuriating sometimes to see that a lot of people imagine her this way; it is a popular, but very unfair idea that floats around. What bothers me the most is to read a Cloti fiction in which the plot is simply based on Tifa's struggles to get Cloud's attention because "her fate is to live in Aeris's shadow forever etc..." Besides lacking originality, it is, above all, a very bad and distasteful characterization of Cloud, Tifa and Aeris.

To make it short, I agree with you! The fact that you see the story the same way I do make me enjoy your fics even more, as I can sympathize with the characters more easily =)

As for the story itself, the names really cracked me up! Especially the last part in bold letters which made me burst out laughing! You did a great job with that last part by the way; besides the comical aspect given by the accumulation of funny names (even Meteore has some kind of copyright- LOL), a few things are revealed in a short and efficient manner: nobody agreed to let their name being used, and the Highwind scene is apparently back into the script ^^". Besides, the ad is absolutely believable!! XD

Ah this fic has really made my day =) Thank you!

and the quote of the day:
"You mean…the fight." >> LMAO when I understood this.

Orange VII...
mann that just cracked me up.
lol.

=]

you know what would make the movie better...if they did it like team america...complete with sex scene...oh yeah...puppets are funny. And i COMPLETELY agree with you about cloud loving tifa first and i believe its the reason he left for soldier in the first place. he did it all for her. People are just dumb and think love happens instantly...so sad. and honestly i think it was more of zacks personality that was attracted to aeris and vice versa. but i digress...hey you wrote something that hasnt been nominiated for the genesis awards...REPENT the sky is falling, were all gunna die! just kidding i love all your stories...even the super angsty ones

Oh how I love this story! ^_^ Rita Boltspirit and Phoenix Clash... that's actually pretty funny :D

I agree one hundred percent with your annoyance with all the people who have to bash of the CloTi relationship. Tifa isn't the second choice Cloud had to live with after Aerith died- he loved her always. And certainly Tifa and Aerith were friends, they did experience a lot together.

Heh... sorry for trailing off topic a wee bit.

Anyways, despite the inner meaning that comes with this fic, I like the style and cuteness of it, and I love the romantic, but not too goopy kiss at the end. Yay for fanfics and CloTi!

Keep writing, please, Horky, and thanks again for a great read! :)

- With A Smile