-laugh- awesome

I loved this, but I honestly prefer the Ask Aunt Emmett! I loved it though so I cannot be critical at all! Please continue writing- you haven't updated it recently.

Yeah,uh,who falls in love with fictional characters anyway?

*drools over picture of Edward*

I vote for emmett.

Jasper is emo.

Whats wrong with you?!?! Why doesn't Jasper love Alice?!?! -sobing- I thought they had something special! Poor Alice, having to put up with that loser, le gasp! is Jasper having an affair with one of the ducks?! I would so dump his butt ^^
k, c ya... WHY?!?! Alice and Jazzy Pants 4ever!
=)

You do realize Carlisle is a vampire and can't eat burritos, right?

this is awesome!!

I liked it more than "ask aunt Emmett"

Jasper is my favorite of twilight

But I don't think Jasper's an emo kid... he's just an emotional guy... xD... blup!!

Hope you still doing this!
[I'm sorry if I write too bad in english.. but my english is too basic! xD]

Congratulations!

oh my gosh!
it's so funny
i Love it!
biie

um. what is the rest of that joke? huh oh smart one? HA got you there. oh hang on. i exacly have to spot writing so you can answer. dammit. sometimes i so feel like Paris Hilton. stupid blondes. oi.

tay.

oh america i love the. you hold the NBA-ye. you hold all of the people together. happy 13 of July. down with bush.

it was sucky, and horrible to me so vote for me cause i cant pee!

tay.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT CHAPTER WAS THE BEST SO FAR! And so random.

just as funny as ask aunt emmett.

tay.

hahaha!! I have a texas accent! imagine that... anyways, we don't talk like that! y'all are so mean!! jk!

but seriously, i don't know anybody who has an accent that bad. there was this one little girl i met in georgia who was from tennessee or something and her accent was BAD, i mean, just... she was so annoying. oh well.

i liked this chapter!

em

I HAVE A YO MAMA JOKE FOR BELLA!
Yo mama so old, she waited tables at the last supper!