That Remus thing ** me off as well...It just wasn't fair!

Hey, it's Magpie! I enjoyed this thoroughly :D

Favorite bit: "since he was the coolest, most rugged, handsomest Weasley brother, he only let one single manly emo tear of loneliness trail down his cheek." Because it's SO TRUE. How does Charlie get no one? I guess he has his bachelor ways or something to keep such a cool guy busy :)

Ahahahaha "Let's make a Fred Remus instead." lolol, love it

hahaha!!

I love how you made your rant into something humorous.

Seriously, wtf though. I think you covered it all. Why are Harry and Ginny's kids all named after DEAD people. That's just creepy.

I'm so naming my first born Dobby Voldemort.
haha
great story, I def agree that JKR is evil, Hugo? come on!
and that's just mean having George and Angelina together, at the very least give him Alicia Spinet instead, at least she never dated the dead twin...
anyways great story :D

I am so glad that I am not the only one that absolutely hated the pairings that she came up with as well as some of the names. Of course I was sort of dissapointed with the whole 7th book, but anyway, loved how you addressed the issue of the family tree.

lmfao. Dobby Voldemort. XD OMG. Priceless.

wahahahahaha, that was perfect! absoloutly perfect!!

Okay, it's finally happend, after 13 years of writing great books (I don't count the last for years/last three books becuse,well lets face it,they suck. I mean come on Cedric, Sirius, Fred, Remus, Mad-eye, Dobby, and Hedwig all dead? WTF) J.K.R has lost her mind. *Looks both ways with a sheepish grin* Okay rant over, I love this story! From now on can *YOU* start writing that stuff? Becuse siriusly, that famliy tree sucks. *Sighs* Oh well, thanks for sharing!

No, I hadn't seen the family tree yet. Dear goddess what was Rowling thinking, oh right, she wasn't. This was funny to read. Oh and I know a song with a Hugo in it, 'Hugo, the Human Cannon Ball' was a song by Ray Stevens, it is also very funny. If you ever do a second chapter, maybe one of the characters could find that out and tease Ron endlessly. LOL

Ja-ne!

- - - Lady Demoonica Darkmoon

My best friend's name is Audrey. I bet JKR is close friends with someone named that. It's cool how Lily's name is Luna. I think it's cuz Luna was like Ginny's best friend and she was the only one who always took Harry's side. Oh, and Remus is an AWESOME middle name. If I ever have a son, his name is going to be Nathaniel Remus. Or Robert James. Or maybe Sirius Benjamin. (I have a thing for odd/old names.) Or maybe I'll just have three sons. XD

OMG, you ROCK! I totally agree!

these were my exact thoughts.

minus you being included, no offense.

That was *fantastic*! I haven't laughed that hard in awhile. Thank you for sharing! :D

XD wow. Amazing, way to go.