This was great! I love the idea of Hana getting carried away, and wouldn't it be fun to be able to examine Kisame to see just how far his shark like qualities go? Very well written, I laughed out loud

AHA holy frick... simply BRILLIANT. I am in love with your works. you can protray the characters so perfectly, even when they are acting out of character! you sir, ROCK.

This chapter was the cutest story that I've ever read. Great Job

...that was amazing. all the drabbles. i like how succinct you are, like no unnecessary details yet still getting the image of the scene across. i particularly like chapter 14, crazy!itachi and the suspense. itachi's a bit too talkative but meh, he's nuts so all's good. the kakashi and zetsu one i don't really get though. if zetsu has that sap that prevents itchy scalp, why does he need the same shampoo as kakashi? ._.

btw, what's a butt plug? is it safe to google for or will i scar myself for life?

First off, I raise my hat (if i was wearing one) to you on your wicked sense of humour and appreciation of farce in all its inappropriate glory.

Your early pairings were so seemingly random that it honestly felt as if you drew each pair or trio from a hat. I like the fact that inspite of the absurdity of the situation, there were some genuine moments of insight and candour.

The last pairing with Itachi had a touch more pathos - it was hilarious in bits (Itachi's indirect disapproval of vending machines and The Talk) but overall, it was just sad to think the poor genuis nin had snapped. I'd hate to think that Konoha now has to be very, very kind to him and take him fro walks and keep the knives and forks away from him...:P

Still, just wanted to say I'm enjoying it so far and these stories are all that it's cracked up to be...

*peels and eats a grapefruit*

This is actually brilliant. Who knew you could distill such genius as 'grapefruit Sasuke' and insane Itachi from such simplicity as Itachi, Shizune and ink blots?
Awesomeness... most of it was amazing, but this stood out for some reason...
“Sasuke,” he announced calmly. Then added, “he is smiling.”

I'm just a giggling maniac at the moment...

Possessed midget?
Right...
Nice one, awesome!

This is amazing, and just absolutely hilarious! You ask me my favourite? I can't tell you because they are all hilarious! *breaks out in uncontrollable laughter*

this made me laugh SO HARD!! and i may be slightly insane right now from all the yaoi i've been reading, but this is SO CUTE LIKE THE CUTEST THING I'VE EVER READ, LIKE EVER

*cracks up* Great!

Aw Aw Aw! ZOMG that is BEYOND adorable :D XD Tachi and S'uke re-united! XD

OMFG! This chapter made me ROFLMAO. I was literally pounding on the floor when Shizune mentioned his dummy was a citric fruit. Keep it up!

How cute, yet creepy at the same time.