No. Ohh, hell no. No way.
Great. Just great. Now we have another short Tale of the Awkward...only this time it's Drew and the She-ster.
I don't like this pairing, but for SOME reason, I can't stop reading...you're good, S-Chrome. You're good...

Gibbersitions. Right. Uh-huh.
Moving on...

...oh. So he's never, ever kissed a girl in all his forty to fifty years? Is that supposed to be a good thing or a bad thing?

Ah, it's been so long since we saw a Critical Error from S-Chrome...

Mistletoe. Pah. Where's my blow-torch?

Oh my God. He dosen't have a gift.
He's dead. He's so dead. Ron Stoppable is gonna die.
See, this is why getting a girl-friend can be suicide...

Ah, the Tweebs. Explosions, flying rockets, and scientific mischief.
Two ova kind, I tell ya. Two ova kind...

Oh, man, Mr 'Black Hole' Possible...get outta there, Ron...

Heheheheheh...ah, you're good, Chrome. Mr. Possible forgot to get one too...heheheh...

...no. Wade...and Monique?
Ohh, no no no no no no no no...
You evil writer, S-Chrome, how could you? HOW COULD YOU!?
Alright, calm down, CMY. It's okay. It's just a fanfic. You can get through this. Keep going...

Poor, poor Ron. No matter how much they love you, they still make you carry all the stuff. See, yet ANOTHER reason why I don't have a girl-friend...

Heheheheheh...Ron Stoppable, you are your own worst enemy...Kwanza...oh, my ribs...

Once again, I bow to the supreme Greatness that is S-Chrome. 10-Q for this wonderful Christmas fic that has brought laughs and grins to my face. 10-Q very much.

Now I will await the next upcoming chapter of your best and greatest story, Tales of the Awkward. This has been a review by his Long-Windedness, CMY. Thank you for your time.

P.S. Holiday Tree...nah, that dosen't sound right...
P.P.S. Y'know, the Fannie Awards aren't that bad. My main objective's just to have fun watching it. Oh, and a certain giant robot containing a fat blond, a skinny dude and a red-head from the future might be attending the Awards as well...we're all doomed...

Good story and so very endearing at times. I thought it was very funny that Mr. Possible had ALSO procrastinated just like Ron. :) Ah, the life of a female Possible. I bet the tweebs will also grow up and do the same to their women. Lol!
Keep up the good work!

as for story 1: Now we know what 2 villians ran the spy camaras for Mr. Bill.
As for story 2:Did Ron have on his GPS on that guilt trip?

Stay just the way you are...cool

Captain IT

Yes! More hilarious tales from S-Chrome!

The Drakken/Shego story was so sweet, I love how Drakken was so awkward around Shego (who is apparently the first girl he's ever kissed. Way TMI...). That mistletoe continues to bring people together is a classic way. Oh, and gibberstitions? Totally should be a word ;D

And Ron continues to procrastinate on Kim's present. Don't worry Ron! You can buy a lot with 15 dollars! Like...I dunno, a gift card? Probably wouldn't qualify as "best gift ever" though...

The last one was probably my favorite (though they were all wonderful) because I can totally relate to that: people assume I celebrate Kwanzaa too, when in actuality, I celebrate none of those holidays, like you. Favorite line from that one?

'Somewhere, a lightning bolt struck both Wade & Monique at the same time.That's what they were missing! After all both of their collective pondering of what was missing, that was what was missing... and...

Wait a second, neither one of them celebrated Kwanzaa.'

I cracked up when I read that. You set up the cliche epiphany moment so perfectly and then brought it to a dead halt. I just love your writing style, from the sports analogies that I don't completely understand but can still appreciate, to the "Critical Errors" followed by a straightforward explanation in "Layman's Terms." Can't wait for your next story!

P.S. Are they seriously calling the Christmas Tree a Holiday Tree now? That's PC to the extreme...