I love this, it's just what I needed to read right now :D

Hm. I was in a quandary because I don't actually know most of the fandoms your fics pertain to. You will be glad to know that I resolved this quandary by clicking at random and reading anyway.

I must say - though I have absolutely no idea who is who or anything because FF an unknown realm to me - I KNEW YOU'D BE THIS SKILLED!

I had to put that in caps for proper emphasis. There's a quality to your writing which is very difficult to achieve and perhaps even more difficult to pinpoint precisely, but I'm going to term it "crystalline." There's clarity here, but not because your writing is simplistic - it's not - but because your words are exactly where they should be. There's no extraneous fluff, it's transparent, it's... imagist! Yes! You capture those "luminous details" that Pound wrote of and you do it perfectly. "Jessie's jaw did its best to drop." - like so.

Also, your humour is so subtle and refined and it works so nicely in conjunction with your pellucid (for lack of a better word?) style that I feel like a coarse filthy-mouthed piece of refuse standing next to you. It's true! God! Pass the soap!

Anyway... write some Naruto sometime, then I will be able to ramble at even more length! I'll add you to author alert just to make you feel utterly compelled to do so. Grr! :D

cute.

seriously.

misteloe and all. (+ Reno-ness and lovable Rude)

^^

Best of the season from Shinra Inc? O_o What brought that on? Entertaining little piece either way!