Haha, SO RANDOM! 1. haha, mrs weasley and voldie...what a sight... 2. "Is it just me, or is this chapter more fruity than the others?" haha, it is, but I like it! 3. Haha, ya, I guess more Twilight would be cool 4. Jacob and Harry...? Haha, YES! 5. Isn't Edward(o) a vampire? Why would he need a break from fucking his own wife? 6. This kinda all made no sense, but I love it anyway. Oh, ya, 7. Thanks for mentioning me in your A/N! It made me feel special

Yes, I couldn't be bothered signing in.

...I don't even remember most of the chapter because of how tired I was last night, lol. Go me! But I do remember I liked it. Keep going and make sure we're not, like, 19 next time you update. =P

Haha, nice! I love it! Made of awesome! "Maybe we should take Bella then..." haha, I love the BD spoilers, those made me laugh. Great chapter!

I love Karen from Mean Girls! And really great chapter! Very crack fic-ish

never heard of that one. Who's Karen?

Haha, great chapter, but Robin is a bit too random, but hey, it's a crack fic... I really wanna know if Jess is Jessica Stanley

I'm a little disappointed that this is a RP crack fic, but I guess I can deal with it. YOU LIED! There's nothing on page 247 of Eclipse even mildly related to Bella! You liar! Haha, but that's cool, great fic! I love it!

" Well slap my ass and call me Judy.."
HAHAHA!! Update please!

Sorry for the 2 reviews, but I have another request...Yeah, I don't really wanna say it over the internet, so ask me through something (like MSN or something, I dunno).

Fuck you man! I would NOT have 15 bags! YOU'D be the one with 15 bags.

Hahahahahahahahaha. Edward only took 2 and a half minutes! Hahahahahahahaha!

I hope there's famous characters as well. ^_^ (Fuck Harry, he ain't famous. =P)

I request...Tom Riddle in this story. I don't care HOW you do it, just make it happen. NOW! =P

Yet again, you made me laugh. Damn you and your ability for doing that! *Shakes fist*

...This keeps getting weirder and weirder. But vair hilarosity!

YOU LIER! Bella's # is NOT on page 247 or in ANY pages of ANY of the books! You will pay! PAY I TELL YOU!! pay I will find you, you will die! Okay, I'll stop bing melodramatic (thx, I wouldn't of been able to spell that unless it was writen like, right there.) But you will pay! somehow. Maybe not now, but sometime, I will not forget this, I'll buy you a sparkly shirt and a one-way ticket to Volterra or something...

i'm loving this
can't be bothered reading more for the moment but will do
i know its a spoof
but do you like the book
just asking
anyway when i get around to reading the rest there better be more updates
your getting favorited
not loving the sex ref's though
they need to be more clever
a little more inuendo
more fun
but maybe the other chapter have that
awesome story
ciao xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Ryt... remind me where this all started again?

'Queen of the Damned',lol,why don't you put Lestat in the fic?xD