heyy i loved it so funny! idont really get the whole 17 mins thing...?/??
OMG! when he says "there's a whole in th world..." etc i apparnetly was listening to that song and the words literally came on as te read them

i so did not plan it. SRSLY.

<3 DEPP

HELL YES. I adore this beyond words.

Phoe - how did I never read this before, eh? For tis genius. But then you know that. :-)

Drink it, and it’ll make you sound smart!
George W. Bush: I’ll take twenty!
Toby: You can walk through walls! And rule the world! You, sir… it’ll keep your face from getting any uglier!
Beadle: Just in time! I especially cracked up here and Sweeney keeps getting out of character lmao. Lol pixie dust. Lol food poisioning. And why pink jelly? Lolz "WE GOT THIS ONE JEREMY!" SO MANY DAMN PUNS! It is in her genes lmao. Omfg is Sweeney telling everyone what the hell he's been up to? Lol. SAY HI JEREMY! LOL MR.T! Eeh hee Bellatrix. LOL JAME MARSDEN! Anthony's color blind YAY! Lol Toby flexing. Lmao Toby gets to eat this week! LOL Turpin's humming HP theme. LOL TA DA!

Holy crap. Epic WIN.

"Tim Burton: Um... ta-da?"

I LOVE THIS! How can anybody fit so much funniness on one page? It actually made me laugh out LOUD which doesn't happen very often, lol.

Sayonara- and deepest respect,
Twonk

LOL!
The whole time i was cracking up!

"Beggar Woman (Lucy): Urk… not my… urk… daughter, you **!"

LOL, like in the seventh harry potter book!

Mrs. Lovett: I know, that last one wasn’t even a Johnny Depp character! (singsong) I killed Sirius Black!

LOLOLOL

i have to ask though, did you actually like the movie?

Haha, I loved it! I loved the random references to, like, spongebob and shrek and fiddler on the roof! So funny.

ahha this is good. i really liked all the parts about Anthony aimlessly ondering around for the length of the movie

Alright, true story:

I read this first several months ago, and printed it out. I brought it to school, where all of my friends read it. They loved it, we practically memorized it, and referenced it back and forth to each other for months. The girl who ended up keeping it still brings it out and reads it to anyone who will listen to it!

Thank you for all of the laughs. Speaking for all of my friends, we love your story!

wow. I am simply speechless. this fanfiction is AWESOME!

I love the George Bush thing. The funniest thing I've ever read. EVER.

The sweeney todd we were all waiting for. amazing. funniest thing i have read in ages