   J. D. Theron
2009-12-09 . chapter 10Like, hello? Where the hell are you and why are you holding the rest of this story hostage? I'm willing to pay a rather hefty sum in exchange for it, you know. Seriously. Also, I bake really good muffins. Like, super, the-best-you'll-ever-have-the-fortune-of-coming-across, blissfully delectable muffins made of awesome and rainbows!
And another thing, as a vegetarian, I am quite offended that the last released chapter of this story contains so much icky pepperoni. What a way to spoil an otherwise impeccable plot line. However, I propose a remedy that will appease us all (yes, even you shameful pepperoni eaters out there) - how about a damn update?
Anyway. Ah, sorry about that. It's not everyday one stumbles across such an epic story on fanfiction . net. And it's certainly not everyday that I feel compelled to leave a review, even if it's as random as this one is.
This story. Is. Awesome. The emphasis is very much needed, because I truly need to make sure you get it through to your head. Usually, I wouldn't think it would be necessary to so blatantly point out the wonderfulness and shininess of a fanfiction story, but for some rather unfathomable and inexplicable reason, the sad reality appears to be that you have shamefully abandoned your literary child. And that will just not do at all. This aggression... will not stand.
I could go on and on about how perfectly written the story is, how incredibly credibly (heh, sorry... I love words) you've managed to portray the characters, how well-rounded, evolving, and non black-and-white their personalities are, not to mention giving the Mary Sue stereotype a very wide birth, thank goodness, how the language flows oh so smoothly, how readable and captivating and fascinating the plot is... but it seems a bit of a waste - whoever reads your story is already aware of this from the first page. Perhaps the sole purpose I'm listing these attributes is to remind you, the writer, just why so many people read and enjoy your story. You have done a damn good job of luring us in. But now, suddenly, an offensive and quite objectionable hiatus has appeared to take residence in your storyland... and I am not pleased in the slightest. Hrmph.
I must say, you are a very impressive author. It's been delightful reading your story thus far, and I'd see it as a downright shame (not to mention a blasphemous betrayal of the most profoundest kind deserving the Ninth Circle of Hell, mon amie...) if I were forced to arrest my indulgence.
So, on behalf of the thousand or so SIGNED readers of your story, please, don't you dare abandon ship. We are waiting.
Fondly, J. D. Theron
PS. Just to boost your ego just a tad bit more (not that you should even need it), this truly is one of the best stories I've ever read on this site. Well done. But not done; ALMOST done. |
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