you obviously are a harry potter fan i mean your forgetting about a lot of things (to name a few, trolls, goblins, saurons magic, the nazguls ability to strike fear into any opponent, the urak-hai, and saruman. not mention his true form, plus i thought this was completely out of story not in the middle of return of the king.) also have you read any of the books i mean come on voldy was beatin by teenager 7 times. it took an army and a 110 year old to beat him. i like hp books and lotr books but you craped on jrr tolkiens work when you write this im dissipionted you even took the time to write this.

Hahahaha XD Made ME laugh out loud. "I suddenly get the irresistible urge to do your bidding, no matter how suicidal it is." LOVE it. Love the orc's total modern attitude towards his dictator figure. Love that they're getting ready to run when Mordor's structure collapses. XD HAW HAW HAW brilliant :D

Seamonkey

Wow. I have to say, this is pretty damn awesome. I've seen a fair amount of HP/LotR crossovers, and most (if not all) are crap. But this is pretty brilliant. It makes me want to squeal "Yay!" and giggle hysterically. Not many things do that.

If you're into this kind of thing, actually, you should check out my own fanfic, entitled, "The Ten Deaths of Voldemort". It's pretty funny, if I do say so myself. The chapters are short and sweet like the ones in this fic. No Sauron, unfortunately, but there is Chuck Norris at one point...

Seamonkey

PS-Just wondering if you knew that anonymous reviews were disabled.

i cant believe that voldemort would actually beat sauron! but where was frodo & the fellowship when that happened