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| ssrobajo 2008-04-30 ch 1,  | abuseRockin', says I. |
| seezemaru 2008-04-16 ch 4, | abuseI am alerting everyone who writes mass effect humor of this... On an uncharted world there's an anteater cow thing with the name "Shifty looking Cow" that steals your money the second you turn your back to it. Your controller rumbles and everything Reply |
| Jak Johnson 2008-04-09 ch 4, anon. | abuseEasily the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Careless voilence is hilarious. |
| Fescuekid 2008-04-02 ch 3, anon. | abuseI think I stopped breathing for a 40 second stretch during that Mako driving accident, I was laughing so hard. If I opened a Webster's right now, and looked up awesome, a bunch of your stories would be definition number three. I had to go in my room to read some of it because my brother was giving me funny looks when I laughed during inappropriate points in his movie. Just my luck it was I Am Legend. I'm glad SOMEONE thinks Ashley and Kaidan can be moronic as hell. Sometimes I think we're ok and then Kaidan goes and says something like "The citadel sure is blah blah blah. Kinda reminds me of what we're all fighting for--WHY WHY? WHYDIDYOUSAYTHATNOWIWANTTORIPYOURHEARTOUTTHROUGHTHEHOLEIJUSTMADEINYOURFACE. So anyway I have a request. I would like to see someone knock out Ashley and/or Kaidan, and someone -it doesn't have to be Shepard- eating or having sex on their backs. Or taking them bungee jumping. Or used as trampolines. Or switch bodies with the witch doctors from that crappy Kate Hudson horror flick. Or shock collars. Something cool. Doesn't have to be violent. And Wrex. More Wrex. I think he's hot and I refuse to justify my reasons for that. He also has girly dinosaur arms. As you may have already noticed earlier, I read some of your stories. Which means I haven't reviewed yet. I'll do it. When, you ask? When you try heavy krogan Phoenix armor on Kaidan and tell ME what YOU think. |
| Emper0rH0rde 2008-03-27 ch 1, | abuseThis is funny, but your Shepard is mean mean mean. |
| Fireflymaiden 2008-02-07 ch 4, | abuseI was laughing so hard I fell off my chair...great story by the way. I really am hooked now! You create great crackfics |
| Evil Chocolate of Doom 2008-02-01 ch 4, | abuseIssues, the commander is in dire need of proffessional (sorry bout iffy spelling) help. Great chapter, couldnt stop laughing! Please update soon |
| magooglersriot 2008-01-31 ch 4, | abuseHm. This story is pretty funny. I look forward to the next chapter. Since this shepard is a little, weird, I'd like to see what happens on Feros and the other planets. |
| Kit 'Kitsune' Soldat 2008-01-31 ch 4, | abusePure LOL my friend, keep it coming! |
| emi the cookie monster 2008-01-31 ch 4, | abuseLmao. Best parody ever. XD Please update < 3 |
| Leftnt Sharpe 2008-01-31 ch 4, | abuseDear god this is awesome. It made me laugh out loud,this is pure genius, please write more. |
| Kit 'Kitsune' Soldat 2008-01-27 ch 3, | abuseBahahahaha!! That was funny, in next chapter, scan Williams, I want to see how many insults Shepard can make! |
| Chaosian 2008-01-26 ch 3, | abuseYour shepard is my kind of person. :) |
| Rastaran 2008-01-26 ch 3, anon. | abuseLOL this is great. Keep it up! |
| Kit 'Kitsune' Soldat 2008-01-24 ch 2, | abuseYeah...she's phyco. (gets shot by five pistol rounds Shepard: Yes, thats two! Alnko: Ma'am, I think that was a kid, not geth. Me: I'm still alive, just need some med-gel...just how much blood did I loss? Shepard: See, no harm done. Me: Still need med-gel here! |