I had to once again stop drinking when I read why Luna had to give up her necklace. I think I will just remove the drink from my reach when reading your humor stuff, I laugh to much without warning. THANK YOU!

Hee hee. Snape's desk? Hermione is the kink in this one. Thanks for the entertainment.

You know, I read this, then a couple of years later I read 'Xander Mercenary' parts 1 & 2 on tth, and then the comic. Now I come back to this, and it makes a *lot* more sense. Heh. Thanks.

-Paul

Funny little story.

its kind of awesome

Lql xD

Hmmmm...rushed but worth a read nevertheless

Oh, the power of the female anatomy over the teenage sense of the world.

Crackatoa.

Very good!

You.

Brought Sergeant Schlock.

Of Schlock Mercenary.

To Kill Voldemort.

With a BH-209 Plasma Cannon.

"In other news, Cell65619 was arrested today on charges of being "The World's Best Person." Cell was sentenced to the newly created "Super-Heaven," which consists of almost entirely roller coasters, awesome food, hot men and women, and endless beaches."

And here I thought I was crazy until I read this story. You win. :)

ha ha! :)

Great! I wish I could see more as he goes through more of his life. Very funny. It would be fun if the RW worked this way.

Thanks for the entertainment.

Haha, genius. This is awesome.