HAH!

Nice work, man. I lol'd.

One thing, though: "The blond teen waited with baited breath."

Unless Naruto had something remarkably fishy for lunch, he would be waiting with 'bated' breath.

Other than that, it was good.

-- Del'Cera Osirin

oh i loved naruto's comment on itachi's obsession with crows.

HAHAHA! Lol!

HAHAhahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha! Oh my go that was ** hilarious. :)

That was so funny. You gotta update quickly!

This...is a work of art, and that's all there is to say. I can't wait for what comes next!

LOL!

I can actually see him doing that.

omfg, i need to see more of this!!11!!1

OMFG! Nino this is awesome! And you didn't comepletely kill/massacre/destroy Sasuke into some idiot! This is an awesome rockin' oneshot! I love the part about Kisame and Itachi! That was just bad!! XD

-Kyle G

How about:
Itachi/Gamabunta's foot?
Itachi/Kusanagi?
Itachi/Hyoton?
Itachi/Zabuza's Zanbato?
Itachi/Senbon through the eye?
Itachi/Juuken ** Slap?
Itachi/Manda's Stomach?
Itachi/Bowl of Ramen?
Itachi/Mokuton?
Itachi/Horde of Yaoi Fangirls?
Itachi/Katsuya's Acid (I'm meltinngg!)?
Itachi/Kage bunshin beatdown?
Itachi/Sand Burial?

OMG!LOL!THAT IS HILLARIOUS!

Do more! Do more!

Was kinda confusing, about whether Sasuke was brought back or something, but it was too funny for me to care.

Well, I'll give you this; my dimples were showing pretty much throughout, and any writing that manages that much of a smile gets a high-five from me. Nice characterization, particularly between Sakura and Naruto. The "mushroom incident" also warranted a distinct smirk - poor Itachi!

Itachi/explosive diarhhea

Itachi/IMplosive diahhreah

Lame and it turned out that Itachi was the good guy all along...