the light cascading on her short hair making it look like the Almighty himself had spit his bubblegum directly on his love’s head…

That was sheer effing brilliance.

xD

Wow. I love Jiraiya.

*plaintively* I choked on my tea... I LOVE YOU!

I love the stories! Hilarious!

LOL! ROFL! LMAO! - and all the other abbreaviations that stand for "buhahahhaa" and such. This was super-awesome!
Yhm, hon... isn't it supposed to be "Sasuke could bear it no longer"?
Anyway, more fics, pls! This was smashing! XD