Oh my gosh u had me laughing so hard at this chapter! Keep up the good work! On to the next chapter!

Love it! Update soon please!

oh i so cant wait for the next chapter :DD UPDATE SOON :DD

This was totally worth the wait.
I'm not even kidding. I would also like to tell you that reading the Cullen Christmas story has become a Christmas tradition for me and my friends. It's how we kick off the season.

I have an idea for a chapter for you. I was writing in the exact same style, but I can't really keep up with it. I'll have to send it to you if you want it.

Lys

Before Fiona talked to them, it said 9:02, but it said 9:02 after she talked to them too. Just thought you should know. I love your story, because it makes me laugh. But please, please, please update soon!

OMG, I love this! Thanks so much for updating! And sorry it took so long for me to review, I decided to re-read the whole thing in case I forgot anything.

Ily. Mwah!

Update soon this week!

Chez

This was great ! I missed this story so much. I hope you update soon, and good luck with all your college work!

I must have "Staggering amounts of moral fiber." to not be mad at you for making me wait so long but i really loved the chapter and that kinda takes the edge off of my muderous rath! Although i can hardly talk, i started uni this year too and seem to be doing a lot of work and haven't writen anything for ages, so maybe i should be please that you made this chapter. it was very good! please update soon and i wont write such a rambolly nonsense reveiw next time! x

O.o oh snap!

Oh wow. Great ending. I mean, it was all great, as it always is, but I really liked the ending. I'm so glad you're back! Where did they all go?

Since you've managed to get me to almost, notice ALMOST, pee my pants, you deserve a **' review, sugah. Don't mind me callin' ye sugah, I always does. To everybody. Ye'd be surprised at how many different emotions ye can actually cram into one, small, mispronounced word.

Completely off track there, huh? Please, please, *beggin' on my **' knees, here, sugah* update this awesome thing ye call story. Or be my friend, whichever takes less energy, really. And please don't wait another six-seven months to update this piece of **.

PLEASE UPDATE SOON! I love this story, its freaking hilarious.

GAH please. I beg of you!

my heart just shattered. the only reason i put up with alice's ridiculous need to shop was because i knew bella would see edward soon. Update as soon as you can pleaasee!

Oh my god you evil evil writer!! sick sick sicko!
We must know what happened...or else

oh my goodness.

This was beautiful

Laughed a ridiculous amount.

And, totally sympathize with the horrendous lies these collage people tell. I also never heard of this endless work... ITS A CONSPIRACY I SAY!

Anyway. Love this and I understand that you probably won't write till next christmas. But I really want bella to at least be able to give Edward a hug. It's been two months. The physical pain she's been put through is ... well... painful.

Please do write as soon as you can!
Or at least have the next chapter have some kind of Edward contact. It hurts to much inside to see poor Bella after 2 horrendous months of fashion and Alice, be denied of the only thing that kept her going all that time. Coming home and finding Edward.

Thanks so much for writing!

You ROCK!
gasp!
some michaeljackson for you:

"My life will never be the same
'Cause girl, you came and changed...
...you rock my world you know you did..."

I'll stop. Sorry.


Have fun in cooleegge :D

Anna