at first i thought it was acsey and derek on a date but then it turned out to be them being in the VIP room. this is real funny. loved it.

aw that was really cute!
I loved the whole get your ** kicked by a hockey player thing
LOL
Loved it
xoxox

Why haven't I read any of your stuff before? Seriously?

I'm sorry. i should have read this forever ago. it was funny and cute and had Ralph. And your Ralph was just amazing and completely in character. Had me giggling the entire time.

I promise I will get to your other stories eventually.

~Mal

Ha! Hilarious. Good stuff.

Ahahaha ...*snorfle*

oh - you're good!
i loved it!
=)
you should write lots and LOTS of more fics.
i like the way you write.
=)

Wow, I really enjoyed this story! It was funny and interesting, and I appreciated the references to "Cheerleader Casey" and other episodes. Great story!

What an interesting plot choice. Seriously, I would've never thought of Ralph as a stand-up comic but I can totally see it. This fic was very good and I really enjoyed it, especially the parts about guys living in denial. Classic.

Great work! I hope to see more from you soon.

HAHAHAHAH! that was hilarious! it was confusing at first but i eventually got it cause im cool like that! :)

Parts I Loved:
- "I’ve only been to L.A. like once, and part of the plea deal is that I don’t talk about what happened.” - Hilarious!
- the collective "aww"
- “But, it’s a good thing he’s not here tonight, so I can talk trash about him and not get my ** kicked.”
- “Ma’am, you said ‘no **’ just a bit too fast there. Try not to abuse my ego so early in the night,”
- girl buffet and "What part of high school boys did you not get?"
- “I should say here,” Ralph paused to explain. “That I live in denial. I actually have property there. It’s a nice place; you should check it out.”
- “I’m beginning to think that’s the only word he knows!”
- “You see, what I neglected to tell you is that Derek used to be the primary landholder in denial. He’d bought a ton of property there just after he met Casey. He actually sold me my second house in denial after they finally got engaged."
- "Even if she had nice shoes."
- “And I think Ralph is going to get his ** kicked by a hockey player.” - Great ending line.

So, I assume that all of that material is yours. If I'm right, you definitely need a career that involves humor because you are hilarious! Loved it. So original and SO funny.

Very clever, I really liked it.

That was absolutely amaxing. Completely original and funny and just so good im like wiliing to vote you best fic ever. i lvoe it so much! write more !

OMG, this is absolutely, positively brilliant. I mean it. I am totally amazed and this is going directly to my favorites.

I LOVE THIS!

Oh my gosh. Ralph-ness! haha. I love Ralph. Great job and I hope to see a possible part two to this?

I love it. Ralph rocks.