Okay I'm confused did Neville sleep with Hermoine and Padma with Harry or did Harry sleep with Hermoine?

I've heard some other really stupid pikup lines. Honestly most pickup lines are more jokes than actual pickup lines. The funniest two I've ever heard were:
"Are you a squirrel? Because I wanna put my nuts in your mouth. "
And
"There are 206 bones in your body. Do you want to add another?"

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I liked the first part, the flashbacks worked pretty well. I didn't much care for the ending, it's just too abrupt, There's no buildup to the Hermione bashing, which comes a bit out of nowhere, no matter how valid it is.

and we enjoy every hit from them.

But it is obviously quite a bit of refined crap that we all partake in

Hahahahaha! Oh Ron!

yay 2000th review!

No other languages are only for the pure blood aristocracy. Plus learning a non-magical skill of use in Hogwarts it's impossible they would never allow it.

Vandal Savage taught me that lesson. Immortality very much sucks when you caused the end of the world.

Ah yes, every man in his life has seen an older woman with a body that made him turn his head until his neck cracked as she passed.

And here I thought it was the Janitor that knew everything.

That chapter gave me an interesting idea. Wonder what a Harry raised by Chrestomanci'd be like... (The dressing gown did it)

Greatest. Song. Ever.

Awesome, very Ron D