Oh... hee hee... I watched the movie! Otacon beating Snake at the thing that he's best at! Priceless! I like the end that hints at that.

Otacon gave him another look. "Douglas Adams was a very influential man! He wrote for Dr. Who, you know."Who?"Yes."...what?
Priceless! Hee hee.

I was referencing Arthur and the Nutri-matic machine that produces something almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea. They're getting coffee, though; hence, coffee.

I'm not saving anybody. Stavro Mueller Beta is located in New York City; it doesn't have to be Ford who's there. Another hiker could've chosen to visit the "harmless" or "mostly harmless" planet. Clearly this is before the Vogons destroy anything, so who says it's going to happen in the next five minutes? The green ships are supposed to belong to the Betelgeusian trading scouts, and only because Ford happens to mention them in the beginning of the first book.

Aside from all that, it's just a silly Secret Santa present. Lighten up a bit.

Hmm, so he stole the "almost-entirely-unlike-coffee", eh? I can't remember if that happens in the first or second Dirk Gently book, otherwise I'd respond with an appropriate reference.

...and...wait, so...you're saving the whole crew? From the nightclub? But that means, if they get picked up, Snake and Otacon and going to get blown up with the rest of the planet. I suspect you've failed to think your cunning ending all the way through.(

MGS and Hitchhkier's Guide... How amazing. _ But what movie are they watching?

This was great! Very spiffy.

Problems
Revise the summary and title with proper capitalization and punctuation and get rid of who it is for. More people will read it if you make it look worth reading. _